Dean 'Spud' Pititto

Parody account for the greatest past-President in PCC history. I drink Carlton Dry...by the slab.

[Dean 'Spud' Pititto @iDrinkSlabs]

Me trying to open a combination lock after 17 beers.

If I crack this, I’ll be buying a Tattslotto ticket!

#gulp

[Dean 'Spud' Pititto @iDrinkSlabs]

Gotta feel sorry for this stubby.
I’m back!
#burp

[Paul Amy @PaulAmy375]

Trent Mynott and Will Fordham show off the jumper Frankston will be wearing in the VFL on Sat in support for the EB Foundation and ahead of its 'Butterfly Ball', at which Adelaide coach Matthew Nicks will be guest speaker. The Dollies are doing some good things in the community.

[Dean 'Spud' Pititto @iDrinkSlabs]

@stkildafc Saints or swans.

[Dean 'Spud' Pititto @iDrinkSlabs]

Ol’ TK….been here 15 mins and already checking in with the missus #thumbed

[Dean 'Spud' Pititto @iDrinkSlabs]

Cricket training techniques in the 21st century have gone a bit silly…

[Dean 'Spud' Pititto @iDrinkSlabs]

True love is only 17 beers away…..
#burp

[Dean 'Spud' Pititto @iDrinkSlabs]

Non-dominant hand??? No problems! Just ask the birthday boy… #watchtheleft

[Dean 'Spud' Pititto @iDrinkSlabs]

@shanerjmurray how about a follow ya ingrate #burp

[Dean 'Spud' Pititto @iDrinkSlabs]

I can’t help it if the birds flock to me. #IrresistibleSpud

[Dean 'Spud' Pititto @iDrinkSlabs]

I must be the luckiest prick alive 😭😭😭

[Dean 'Spud' Pititto @iDrinkSlabs]

New teeth, collared shirt, closed toe shoes....new year, new Spud!
Naaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhh! Let’s have a thousand beers #gulp #burp

[Dean 'Spud' Pititto @iDrinkSlabs]

#Cupping my favourite pastime. Just rolled the pitch...drank 3 slabs while I was at it. #burp

[Dean 'Spud' Pititto @iDrinkSlabs]

New club rooms are open and I’ve already picked out my throne, complete with shower to use as a bidet and to wash down me spew! #belch #plop

[Dean 'Spud' Pititto @iDrinkSlabs]

I’m proud to announce that Julian Assange is my 100th twitter follower! #bottomsup

[Dean 'Spud' Pititto @iDrinkSlabs]

What’s the point having clash guernseys when they’re not used?! #AFLTigersHawks

[Dean 'Spud' Pititto @iDrinkSlabs]

I prefer two shafts #burp

[Dean 'Spud' Pititto @iDrinkSlabs]

I’ve been caught in a rare moment without a brew in hand. #oops #getmeabeernow

[Dean 'Spud' Pititto @iDrinkSlabs]

And this is just breakfast...