𝑽𝒆𝒔𝒔~

Leafwoman, mouse whisperer, dumbass. | layout by Ellie.

[𝑽𝒆𝒔𝒔~ @Ieafheart]

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𝐕𝐞𝐬𝐬

the leafwoman
an original character
for the Disney & Epic verse
more info below.
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[࿐ ˚ . ✦ mari’s husband — !! �� @MAVERICKlSMS]

. . . why are you like this .

[𝑽𝒆𝒔𝒔~ @Ieafheart]

Does it matter?

[࿐ ˚ . ✦ mari’s husband — !! ❞ @MAVERICKlSMS]

— by WHO ? ? ?

[𝑽𝒆𝒔𝒔~ @Ieafheart]

HA

Nod got owned!

[𝑽𝒆𝒔𝒔~ @Ieafheart]

“Well…

One could argue that with you as a representative, we already look stupid.”

[࿐ ˚ . ✦ mari’s husband — !! ❞ @MAVERICKlSMS]

a groan , “ do you know how STUPID it’ll make us look if a LEAFPERSON marries a BOGGAN . that’s like — i don’t know i can’t think of anything WORSE than that ! “

[𝑽𝒆𝒔𝒔~ @Ieafheart]

“Denial…

Is helping /me/.”

[࿐ ˚ . ✦ mari’s husband — !! ❞ @MAVERICKlSMS]

“ vESS ? ! ? ! “ HOW WAS THIS HELPING THEIR SITUATION ? !

[𝑽𝒆𝒔𝒔~ @Ieafheart]

“Oh—doesn’t sound like treason at all.

Let me just—”

Throws self into a river. Well to a human it’s a trickle of water but to a leafwoman it might as well just be a whole ass river.

[࿐ ˚ . ✦ mari’s husband — !! ❞ @MAVERICKlSMS]

oh , right ! sorry — one of tara’s hand maidens .

anyways ( more gagging )

[𝑽𝒆𝒔𝒔~ @Ieafheart]

Ew—wait—Who’s Ophelia again?

Remember I just came back.

[࿐ ˚ . ✦ mari’s husband — !! ❞ @MAVERICKlSMS]

OPHELIA KISSED MANDRAKE

[𝑽𝒆𝒔𝒔~ @Ieafheart]

Kiss who—

[𝑽𝒆𝒔𝒔~ @Ieafheart]

!!!

Cuties

[𝑽𝒆𝒔𝒔~ @Ieafheart]

I hate you.

[࿐ ˚ . ✦ mari’s husband — !! ❞ @MAVERICKlSMS]

i’m pretty sure the mice do just fine on their own , being creepy and gross . just saying ,

[𝑽𝒆𝒔𝒔~ @Ieafheart]

Which is /why/ the mice need tending. No leafperson will appreciate them for who they are but me.

[࿐ ˚ . ✦ mari’s husband — !! ❞ @MAVERICKlSMS]

( shudder ) mice . ew .

wait hold on you just got back ? !

[𝑽𝒆𝒔𝒔~ @Ieafheart]

…

On that thought, I’m going to go tend to my mice.

[࿐ ˚ . ✦ mari’s husband — !! ❞ @MAVERICKlSMS]

. . . . dude that suggests that my parents were related

[𝑽𝒆𝒔𝒔~ @Ieafheart]

Uhm.

Hm.

Many leaves, one tree and all that, no?

[࿐ ˚ . ✦ mari’s husband — !! ❞ @MAVERICKlSMS]

ARE WE BIOLOGICALLY RELATED OR NOT I CANT REMEMBER

[𝑽𝒆𝒔𝒔~ @Ieafheart]

WHAT DO YOU WANT

[𝑽𝒆𝒔𝒔~ @Ieafheart]

Well you seem pretty busy with the world up there so…

Anyway. What's got you so… angry?

[𝑽𝒆𝒔𝒔~ @Ieafheart]

…I'm always here.

[𝑽𝒆𝒔𝒔~ @Ieafheart]

. . . sits there on a fallen twig.

[𝑽𝒆𝒔𝒔~ @Ieafheart]

Alexa, play despacito