peter griffin Family guy

Consider Therapy

[peter griffin Family guy @iEatCoprolite]

@fleshsimulator You’re gonna have to pry my 6 figure adult daycare job from my cold dead hands.

[peter griffin Family guy @iEatCoprolite]

@gammondestroyer Sadly I can 100% confirm my coworkers would love this shit and think it’s hilarious

[peter griffin Family guy @iEatCoprolite]

@KyleKulinski As a paramedic, ambulances are in fact NOT your taxi to the hospital. If you are not experiencing a life-threatening emergency, you will get nothing more than an expensive taxi ride to the hospital while taking up valuable EMS resources. Get a friend/family member to drive you.

[peter griffin Family guy @iEatCoprolite]

@mysty_man @Gavin_B_Hayes @KyleKulinski As a paramedic, a metric fuckton. 98% of the people I transport would be much better served by a taxi ride or a friend/relative driving them to the hospital. The patients I transport end up in the waiting room with everyone else who didn’t take an ambulance.

[jack @jackalltogether]

@phil_so_silly a third-generation Mexican-American with a shaved head and F150 platinum believes things about Honduran migrants that would make Goebbels say “dude chill out”

[Shaun Johnson @ShyBucketGetter]

The Alabama “A” evokes the same feeling of the swastika

[Alchmst. @Recklsss_]

The older i get the more i appreciate people like him. Having that upbeat personality and love is hard to maintain in an American society

[Diante Lee @DianteLeeFB]

The way the game is meant to be played

[peter griffin Family guy @iEatCoprolite]

@BrettKollmann Chad 600 lb squat qb + 4 pt stance center VS virgin weight room avoider qb + upright stance center

[krus🪖 @krus_chiki]

Society began to decline when firetrucks changed from having rounded fronts to square fronts

[peter griffin Family guy @iEatCoprolite]

@krus_chiki RETVRN

just let me ride tailboard goddamnit

[peter griffin Family guy @iEatCoprolite]

@APOAPSlS Very cool to spend thousands of dollars on this when I can break a window and be in the house within 30 seconds

[peter griffin Family guy @iEatCoprolite]

@gunalbum Narcan but no TQ or hemostat. fucking lmao

[peter griffin Family guy @iEatCoprolite]

@alexsilver44 @jervoris @JoshuaErlich Not an exception where I'm at least. My supervisor has to call our medical director and then they can pronounce over the phone.

[charlotte @femaleuncle]

Not to be corny but I just don’t get how you can live in the world we live in and not overwhelmingly understand that loving each other and love in general is literally the only thing that matters at all

[peter griffin Family guy @iEatCoprolite]

@TheQuartering

[peter griffin Family guy @iEatCoprolite]

@JUNlPER