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@You_Found_Nimmo I like the pose holding the fish out giving the perspective of greater size! Looks like a monster!

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@Frizzlefraggle I’ll stick to farts

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@Frizzlefraggle But you called me a dip shit? Is that worse than savage? 😂

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@Frizzlefraggle You know what’s really special? We can talk about poop and farts just fine... see we really aren’t that different 😂

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@Frizzlefraggle Actually just volatile organic compounds, like the ones that come off candles and pies, but these Vocs tell you to stay away rather than come closer. Poop particles would be a shart, and that’s a whole nother story

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@Frizzlefraggle Hahahah it’s farts. Not poop. Poop is offensive. Farts are a universal language

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@Frizzlefraggle I have fun triggering racists who pretend to be righteous. It’s like watching a sporting event

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@Frizzlefraggle Don’t worry, Trump will fix these issues for you 😉

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@Frizzlefraggle Newsflash... I don’t care or assume what race you are. That doesn’t matter. Your piss poor attitude and jumping to name calling is what makes you shallow. Enjoy being labeled by yourself

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@Frizzlefraggle Hahahaha you’re so self righteous. I’m glad we have people like who that can divide everyone up by characteristics you choose. This must be the proper way to segregate if you’re saying so. Duh

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@Frizzlefraggle Hahahahaha you’re so racist!

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@Frizzlefraggle Oh I didn’t know that. Given that information you DO get to make the rules

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@Frizzlefraggle Apparently you get to decide.

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