Marmaduke

I didn't get where I am today* by putting traceable stuff in a bio. *Ipswich

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I suppose it's too early for gin.

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@keridavies Aww the Mark Hebden Single Wicket Cup lying on its side in a dusty corner, rusting, forgotten. #TheArchers

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@fabulousfebreze Dear Febreze, I’m a divorced vet and to be honest I’ve let my hair care routine lapse. I tend to wash it in anti-tic dog shampoo samples left by the rep and trim it from time to time with a hoof cutting knife. But now I have met someone I want to impress. Any tips?

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@SieurdePonthieu @TheCiderShedPod Kenton’s got a great idea, he’s going to walk a tightrope over a bonfire while giving a pancake-tossing display. It’ll be fine. #TheArchers

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@archers_fan2015 @gallimaufrey777 Yeah, such an odd thing to say… he wasn’t happy when he was dating the woman he then married? #TheArchers

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@archers_fan2015 I was only 21 when I was taken off the till at McDonalds for not being able to use it 😂 #TheArchers

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We’ve been waiting 10 minutes at the bar but have given absolutely no thought to what we might want to drink #TheArchers

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Blueberry and cat dander is one of our most popular yoghurt flavours #TheArchers

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Harry’s mum is a rum ‘un #TheArchers

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The thought of ponderous Adam lumbering his way towards a practical joke is horrifying #TheArchers

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Anyone who wants a wee, now’s a good time to go. There are a full 10 minutes searching for a cat #HeardThisOneInTheWeek #TheArchers

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This Harry one is Hiding Something isn’t he? Every line is quite Midsummer Murders #TheArchers

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@Matt_Mark2 I’m only surprised she didn’t pop round to find out if Lynda would be free for a chat “later” #TheArchers

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@Loudbasket TOP LINE! Call over the adjudicators, I’m declaring a line. Hope the spot prize is a backpack

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@Loudbasket If you’re taking requests, I’d like to know more about Faversham’s two Morrisons

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@Loudbasket @PrettyFlaming10 Hoodies that is

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@Loudbasket @PrettyFlaming10 I’m hardly on Twitter these days and have definitely read about 5 - my favourite part is the reasons

[Beth Colón-Pizzini, Ph.D. 🇵🇷 @BColPiz]

The "I Love A Lifetime Movie" podcast with @Blacktress & @megangailey is coming to an end?

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@SieurdePonthieu @TheStevenThomas 😂

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@SieurdePonthieu @TheStevenThomas #hunkydonkey trending