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Sky F1 when they’re looking for pre-race footage:

Producer one: Let’s put someone in a Formula One car who hasn’t driven it before.

Producer two: really? We’ve done that about 100 times, do you think viewers will notice?

Producer one: no chance

#bakugp

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@Chesney_1995 Oh! Well thanks for the correction. I had no idea but that makes complete sense! Up for starting a war in Monaco around May time?

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Surely a minimum of being able to work on the official F1 app is to get the right track image

[James @Jimbogg]

BAHRAIN? That’s the bloody Malaysia track mate

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it’s €36m, David

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Monaco has to be the biggest build up to disappointment ratio in sport.

Every. Single. Year.

#MonacoGP #F1

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Being an F1 fan is largely ignoring the elephant in the room that the sport is absolutely dull 2/3 of the time #JapaneseGP

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Max Verstappen is an absolute wet wipe.

Thanks for reading my analysis folks!

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Analysis 24 hours on from the Budapest Grand Prix 🏎️

Main talking points below. Let me know if I’ve missed anything! 😎😀
#F1 #HungarainGP

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Nico Rosberg’s commentary style:

*anything happens*

“WHEN I RACED LEWIS”

#ChineseGP

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@simonjamesjupp My grandad lives there and thinks you’re a Cunt

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Me whenever an opposing player makes a borderline foul

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The F1 illuminati like the idea of a Brit driving a Ferrari so much that they are trying to kill off Carlos Sainz

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@donpes00 He’s notoriously not squeaky clean mind

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If you had to create an #F1 team of bad guys, who would you choose?

Flavio Briatore team owner
Horner team principal
Michael Masi in there somewhere

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Jos Verstappen as driver

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If you had to create an #F1 team of bad guys, who would you choose?

Flavio Briatore team owner
Horner team principal
Michael Masi in there somewhere

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@donpes00 Yeah good shout. Suggested position for him?

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@Jimbogg

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‘of piss’ is what I specified 😡

[Lee Anderson MP @LeeAndersonMP_]

In the Dog House (it's a pub)

A random lady called Sue called in yesterday and left a fiver behind the bar to get me a pint.

I don't know you Sue but cheers 🍻🍺

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Me looking for some more interesting Red Bull news than today’s #F1Testing

[James @Jimbogg]

F1 fans refreshing their Christian Horner search

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Is it me, or is therefore less hype about the start of an #F1 season?

Dominance quashes excitement.