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Follow me or I will assassinate you.

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@nien_nunb I've got a really bad feeling about this

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@nien_nunb Do I finally have a supporting role? One that is not related to my head being a drink dispenser?

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@marcsesslernfl not sure you can afford me. Have you seen the price of lubricant these days?

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@honeyishrunkjg2 My embedded spellchecker protocol has been on the fritz ever since George Lucas made that deal with the mouse-devil

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I just assassinated the longest living desert. That will cost Dolly Madison many credits!

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I had a blaster to Disney's head during the deal. I demanded that @BobaTheFett be retrofitted with mouse ears.

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If ur dentist told you 1 day you needed a crown, then the next day your teeth were perfectly fine, would trust him? Such is the Stock Market

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Driving daughter to school and she is pretending that she is a sophisticated businessman in Britain and I am her chauffeur.

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Sorry for the spam from my blog....apparently an automation robot went crazy last night and reposted old blog posts. I am looking into it

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@MagnaGuard_ just like a magnaguard to separate themselves into classes. So do you upper class guards wear top hots and drink Bantha milk?

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@MagnaGuard_ from what I have observed, you spend most of your time dealing with a split personality caused by a lightsaber...just sayin'

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@nostalgiafactor anything you already know is too much. The more you know, the more I am likely to assassinate you

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@pockets20 I was only able to get you a banged up Sandcrawler...I will dispose of it for cheap but you take the damn Jawas

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I hate Ugnaughts....Always trying to take my arms off

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@HoneyIShrunkJG2 My one line that ended up on the cutting room floor was given to Darth Vader: "Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!"

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@droidR2_D2 seriously?? just go around me you oversized trash can!

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@mikeburrito I cannot help that he hangs out there trying to pick up "ladies of interest"...as he calls them

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@yoda you are a dirty 900 year old little green goblin. I would assasinate you but I have BIGGER targets

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I'm giving away this AWESOME #Eureka t-shirt to someone who retweets this note by 5pm PT on 8/5. http://twitpic.com/5zvh9l

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@ActionScottie In this economy, no amount of credits is too low. A droid needs to pay for the hot oil baths.