Ignatius Constantinople

“I’m a dude, playing a dude, disguised as another dude.”

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@ModelsWonderful @callmeolivia00 Holy hole in a donut, Batman!!

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@ZoesPaws The bushier, the better.

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@gabriellaxxd Nope.

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@braves2430

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@mickshaffer Zoinks!!

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@Hania16836 It was that crazy night in Iowa when he first saw your mom, hired her for thirty minutes, and conceived you.

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@mattvanswol It’s all for nothing if the pizza is still the same corporate crap they’ve had for a while now. It used to be sooo good.

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@alphafox 130 kilograms, probably.

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@BrentKemnitz @twenberg1 All leading up to that epic one-run victory at the CWS later that season!

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@iky_fwjett A conditional gift is not really a gift. Your husband is right.

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@ActionableMind Suddenly hungry for Arby’s.

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@Emilyemiika If you’ve got it, flaunt it!

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@timgill924 What a moronic post.

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@BostonConnr Baseball fights are the most pathetic of all th. Shot sport fights. NBA is a close second.

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@11point7 Funny how tough guys are when they know there are numerous other men to step between them and the other guy. Doubly true for fat, older guys.

Of all the major sports, baseball fights are the dumbest of them all.

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@OleTimeHardball Of the four major pro sports in this country, baseball fights are the dumbest of them all.

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@BGatesIsaPyscho Working. Then probably doom scrolling.

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@Yumixdollx I always appreciate good hand hygiene.

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@cornbreadcowboi @john322226 Swing low, sweet chariots…

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@Lil_Luna_IRL @JoroJrn I would gladly make every day Taco Tuesday - risk be damned.