"Touch me and I'll become the eternal fire the mundane humans fear; I will become the lake of fire that swallows you whole." Setting him on fire actually sounded like fun, what happened when you set his kind on fire anyways?
"I will spend my life mastering every language. Every moment of life will be dedicated to this, so when the owl feels my blade in his chest my silence won't be mistaken for ignorance, but rather my first and last lesson in the langue of death. Fuck you language owl."
"Fürs Protokoll, ich sagte nichts..."
Cue an awkward cough. How was she supposed to know Nari spoke German, it wasn't like she often spoke it herself from being in the states so long. Though, she listens and hurries inside.
More flailing gestures. "Okay, okay, okay!! Just get away from the house!!" She won't say no to a windchime though...... she's more mad that he tangled it with his careless tossing. "No insurance, just LEAVE. Go flirst with my brother or something!!"
Cue a facepalm and then the petite warlock wildly gesturing at Able. "WHY ARE YOU LIKE THIS. TAKE THE STUPID HELICOPTER AND LAND IT IN THE LAKE, I DON'T CARE ABOUT TRAFFIC." Somehow will blame Brooke for this.
"Yeah, well you're a worse off flesh prison and- WOULD YOU STOP THAT!! I WOULD LIKE TO FINISH MIDNIGHT MASS IN PEACE. BUT NO. SOMEONE MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE."
Curling up her tiny fists, fire engulfs them. "Not my fault you can't understand an insult. And FINE. Only because your big mouth blabbed to my girlfriend!"
It's because she's shorter and closer to hell? Or, I dunno, she matches her element too well. "Is that your excuse for just being a loser? Go have your pity party elsewhere."