Frog

amphibian advocate, widowed, creative director

*parody*

[Frog @IgnorantFrog]

ribbit,

cunt.

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Just saw an old friend trying to sell a ps4 controller on Facebook marketplace for £20 and suddenly I don’t feel like as much of a failure

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Some things can make you sad at the time but a few months later you realise the massive bullet you’ve dodged

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About time they got rid of this shit social media

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Everyone can fuck off

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Why did they say don’t go chasing waterfalls, it’s not like the fucking thing can get up and run away is it

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I’ve never felt like this

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Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck

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:)(

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Kelp*

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I hope she gets the help she needs

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I hope she gets the help she needs

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Y’all on bereal yet lying to yourself daily

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Frog (pixelated piece of shit)

[Pixel Animals @AnimalsPixel]

Frog (Stardew Valley)

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Only you can make that leap to the next Lilly pad

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“I forgot I had that tattoo’ are the worst kind of people

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Gameboy cuckhold

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I never question what I eat until I’m squirting a big dump out and I get a woft of it

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Genuinely hope you all have an amazing day

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Like this tweet if you’re a fucking psycho

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Humans are so fucking dumb