Peter Sagal - Parody

Actor. Improvisor. Evil Genius

[Peter Sagal - Parody @IgorTorgeson]

I’m not employed by @twitter but I’d really like to go to the engineers meeting today. Here’s a sample of my coding skills:

[Peter Sagal - Parody @IgorTorgeson]

I have no regrets that my last Twitter joke was glomming on to one of @petersagal’s bits. Also, I can’t change my name back anymore.

[Peter Sagal - Parody @IgorTorgeson]

@petersagal There. How’s that feel?

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Oh and PS: if @adidas is choosing profit over condemning antisemitism, that’s a pretty damning statement about their values and the those of their customers.

[Peter Sagal - Parody @IgorTorgeson]

@acedtect Agree.

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@JonathanLondon It’s really a gift seeing you so happy. Congrats, man.

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@jenniej23 One summer in college we came home to a cat sitting in the middle of our locked and sealed apartment. We named him Ghost.

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Is that a Ghtroc?!! #Andor

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@ToddStashwick I don’t know if any daylight restriction on ghouls, so I don’t know what typeset she’s using. D20 OGL?

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@jholtham This is probably the best one so far.

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Today in More Shit That’s Obvious:

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@JonathanLondon @magnoliacafeatx Igor sad.

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@JonathanLondon Or Full Throttle. “That is not one of meat’s many uses.”

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@jenniej23 I feel like you have an at least 2x Achievement Unlocked on this one.

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The thing about this one, @JonathanLondon, is it’s still ongoing.

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@JonathanLondon Okay Mr. London, I take this as a challenge. How I will top alien abduction, I know not. BUT I SHALL.

[Rep. Pramila Jayapal @RepJayapal]

A friendly reminder that five out of six conservative Justices on the Supreme Court were appointed by Presidents that lost the popular vote.

[Peter Sagal - Parody @IgorTorgeson]

And so this week the Supreme Court brings us even closer to their dream of restoring the fantasy 19th century. Are they looking forward to bringing back poll taxes too?

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@jenniej23 It were me?

[Peter Sagal - Parody @IgorTorgeson]

"I've decided I should be on the pardon list, if that's in the works."