Ian Zelesko

stuff i do and stuff i like &

[Wholesome Side of 𝕏 @itsme_urstruly]

I know every generation has their class struggles, but let me tell you about the summer of 1990 when Supersoakers hit the market and only a few kids could afford them and the rest of us were hunted for sport.

[Allyson @ABQBearsGrl89]

I can't believe 77M fucking morons put us through this shit twice.

[vinniemontoya🌻 @PiperDewn]

Hope Merrick Garland never sleeps a wink in his fucking life again.

[Ian Zelesko @igzelesko]

@krassenstein Now I’m think compression socks to keep blood out of his feet

[JerryRigEverything @ZacksJerryRig]

We called him 'Sleepy Joe' cuz we could all sleep at night.

[President-Elect Toguro @PresidentToguro]

The vape store cashier watching me hit "no tip" on the iPad

[Ian Zelesko @igzelesko]

@benfergusonshow @realDonaldTrump @TeamTrump Ben, you look like my fat 2 year old

[Richard Hanania @RichardHanania]

Woman runs into Greg Bovino, reports that he is four inches shorter than her.

No wonder they hate white women.

No one else is able to humiliate them like this.

[Status Coup News @StatusCoup]

🚨"This is nuts! What the f*ck is going on, this is insane! ICE is just trying to scare people; they tell you it's only immigrants—it's f*cking anybody!" -furious Minneapolis resident tells our @ZDRoberts after ICE shot a man in the leg tonight. LIVE NOW ⬇️

[Ian Zelesko @igzelesko]

@JDVance Which part is hard to watch for you?

[Ian Zelesko @igzelesko]

@DailyLoud Wasn’t this in Fight Club?

[Adam Cochran (adamscochran.eth) @adamscochran]

The most insane thing about all this, is just that:

-There is no reason to defend this.

It’s not political. You could just say:

“Officer didn’t follow protocol. Doesn’t reflect our values. Will be held accountable”

There is NOTHING to gain from defending this UNLESS you *want* for ICE to have the freedom to kill US citizens for disagreeing with you!

[Cincinnatus🏗️🚊🏙️🇺🇦 @Cincinnatus56]

This is really emblematic of how the media treated Biden. He gives an emotional speech with a great message but because he stutters on one word that’s the story - meanwhile Trump falls asleep in meetings and goes on unhinged, unintelligible rants every day and there isn’t a peep

[drasi 𐔌˙. @AlalaPosting]

That email scared his ass into LOWERCASE

[em 🐬 @brbtea]

no u don't understand these are his therapy war crimes

[Brooke Lin @Brooke_Lin1]

USPS tracking:
Step 1: we don't think it exists
Step 2: delivered

[Ryan Shead @RyanShead]

We finally figured out who JD Vance looked like when running at Disneyland. 😂

[kenzi @kenzianidiot]

get in loser we’re going to spend $500 on my tummy ache

[PaulleyTicks @PaulleyTicks]

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