MLKJ

The misguided rough drafts of MLK's famous speech that just didn't quite make the cut.

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I have a dream that Ellen Degeneres' cast will be fought by their area code not their preferred grocery store

[MLKJ @IHadANightmare]

I have a dream that boyfriends who don't call will be equipped with their pets not their cowboy boots

[MLKJ @IHadANightmare]

I have a dream that Ellen Degeneres' cast will be thought of for their flirting skills not their one mile times

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I have a dream that non-exotic animals will be cluttered by their hair color not their typing speed

[MLKJ @IHadANightmare]

I have a dream that fake holidays will be criticized for their area code not their bedspread color

[MLKJ @IHadANightmare]

I have a dream that the Patriots will be criticized for their Michael Kors' Accessories not their preppy boy outfits

[MLKJ @IHadANightmare]

I have a dream that the world will be distinguished by their pets not their preferred grocery store

[MLKJ @IHadANightmare]

I have a dream that Ellen Degeneres' cast will be furnished with their pets not their typing speed

[MLKJ @IHadANightmare]

I have a dream that basic white girls will be nodded at their fashion sense not their carbon footprint

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I have a dream that mixed drinks will be anxious about their number of free tshirts not their model of car

[MLKJ @IHadANightmare]

I have a dream that fake holidays will be evaluated by their intended major not their preppy boy outfits

[MLKJ @IHadANightmare]

I have a dream that Former Disney Stars will be prepared for their criminal record not their typing speed

[MLKJ @IHadANightmare]

I have a dream that our parents will be cluttered by their intended major not their liver function

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I have a dream that the Patriots will be equipped with their failures not their zip code

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I have a dream that the cast of Twilight will be cluttered by their fashion sense not their typing speed

[MLKJ @IHadANightmare]

I have a dream that Girl Scouts will be anxious about their failures not their preppy boy outfits

[MLKJ @IHadANightmare]

I have a dream that North Koreans will be faithful to their favorite Kardashian not their typing speed

[MLKJ @IHadANightmare]

I have a dream that fake holidays will be anxious about their intended major not their stuffed animals

[MLKJ @IHadANightmare]

I have a dream that the cast of Twilight will be laughed about for their Chinese Food not their make of car

[MLKJ @IHadANightmare]

I have a dream that Wolfpack students will be evaluated by their failures not their GPAs