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tempus edax rerum | forcabarça

[tay ! @homosexualitay]

did this for one year and i satisfied my flesh on the #daily

[MC @CrewsMat10]

Xavi celebrating that Gakpo stoppage time equaliser. Feels so great seeing him on the sidelines.❤️

[Nobody @dharnyyoung]

There's no player in world football that gets you out of your seat more than Diogo Dalot. I'm not saying you will be happy. But you will be out of your seat.

And yet you don't see him campaigning for the Ballon D'or. Have some shame.

[Henry Shevlin @dioscuri]

My wife spotted a Cambridge job ad on LinkedIn, which suggested she reach out to “Henry Shevlin and others in your network”.

So she did.

[kira 👾 @kirawontmiss]

so you want a relationship?

[Tyler Austin Harper @Tyler_A_Harper]

Since we’re talking about chameleons once I was chatting with this very smart student who was like “yeah so my hobby is raising rare lizards” and I was like oh nice how fun what a nice hobby and they were like yeah “that’s how I pay for college they sell for like $20,000 a pop.”

[infantile & disordered @boyspinster]

watching an el Classico from 2009 and I legit thought it was sped up for a minute they was MOVIN 😭😭😭

[Sir Dickson @Wizarab10]

If you greet someone and they did not hear you, you've not greeted them.

[All About Argentina 🛎🇦🇷 @AlbicelesteTalk]

🚨 JUST IN: Lionel Scaloni says De Paul and Lo Celso weren't called up by him because of his personal decision ⛔️🇦🇷

“It’s a good time for a generational change, just like we did in 2018. We work for the national team, and it’s something we had to do. It could pay off, and the new players could earn their place and stay.”

“Initially, De Paul and Lo Celso won’t be with us for the first two friendlies because we want to take a look at other players. The door is obviously not closed for them.”

[Barça Worldwide @BarcaWorldwide]

6 G/A in 23 Knockout games is the craziest stat I've ever seen

[Cross˚ @Elkrosmediahub]

Lmao! He didn’t also notice their minimum wage was N2.9million/month against our N70,000/month?

[Barça Universal @BarcaUniversal]

🚨 Lamine Yamal: "Last year, for me, Cubarsí was the best young player in the world."

"Either the Kopa award or the Ballon d'Or should go to him. There's no difference between us."

"When I won it, I told him that he would be next. If he doesn't win it for whatever reason, I will give it to him."

[UG @UgwunnaEjikem]

Lmaoo reminds me of when Amara the feminist lesbian made a career out of dragging patriachy & “gender roles” only to get married to her partner in the US and become a ‘stay-at-home’ wife.

She con de do vlogs for us “grw me as I prepare lunch for my baby”😂

[BUGG 🐞 @BuggHive]

Misogyny is actually crazy.

There's probably a young girl out there whose dream is to lead the Taliban, but she'll never be able to because she's a woman.

[TimithegoatTTG🎯 @sethgun1800]

If there were no clear signs before, this is the clearest so far. I feel bad for those that invested.

[tonsured pussy @sweetseaslug]

Looked over to see what he was doing on his ipad at one point and he was reading the bible. I dont know what I was expecting.

[Reshad Rahman @ReshadRahman]

#LamineBalonDeOro 🌕

[Jago @HEISJAGO]

You finished 3rd the season you won the World Cup but you want to win the Ballon d’Or after finish 4th😂😂

[willinilli @willismallz]

😭😭😭