CluelessBetch

to the mall.

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My mom- "oh no were in #westvirginia "

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Only my father could make a 15 hour car trip a 12 trip. #excop

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Who ever decided orange juice was a breakfast drink clearly never brushed their teeth. #nasty

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My mom- can't you just do a lot of drugs like you did in high school. You're so much less fun now that you're responsible and coherent.

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I can't help how I was raised. No, I don't have to work, I choose to, it makes me happy. If you can't deal with that... #fuckoff

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Well it happened. I have to go into work on my only day off this week. To make myself feel better I ordered myself a new pair of boots.

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Crazy shit happens in 3s. Waiting for the other manolo to drop. #whyme?

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If you tell me to come meet you in your office. Be in your fucking office!

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You: OMG we're both blonde with big boobs were like twins! Me: yeah, it's weird your boobs came with all that fat though! #SorryNotSorry

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Sometimes I wonder why my body hates me all the time. Then I think about the combo of foods I eat and I'm like oh fuck. #itallmakessensenow

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Heard the greatest thing on my break today. 12 year boy to his mom walking out of mall.- "LETS GET DRUNK." This was at noon. #retailprobs

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The only people who are tougher than Hockey Players are the men and women in the military. #Remember #LestWeForget

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I gave my mom a gift card to Macy's for her bday & only used half of it. Gave it back to me and I just spent 7 dollars on a pair of boots.

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Yeah I went on an actual date last night that didn't involve 5 dollar Mexican food and reservations. You should be worried. #dumbass

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“@prttygrlprblems: That's it. Quitting my job and moving to Pittsburgh. Maybe I won't hate everyone there.” No. You will. Expect me. Maybe.

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Why the fuck are you optimistic about being up early on a Saturday? You deserve to be throat punched... That can be arranged.

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Remind me to talk to Gardner about him mowing the lawn this early. And by talk I mean fire. autocorrect doesnt understand my drunk ass yet

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I have a new boyfriend. He's the cute barista at the drive thru at Starbucks. He gives me free filthy chai teas. We're in love.

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Sorry I've just always loved black guys. Ask my high school booty call.

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Yo can I get an encore? #obama2012