Tiny Penis Problems

I have a really small penis.

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The girls I'm having a threesome with have to take turns sucking on my wiener. #tinypenisproblems

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I wish I could make a girl not walk the next morning. #tinypenisproblems

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Girls don't make me put it in slow when we just start having sex.#tinypenisproblems

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You can fit a drawing of my penis on a post it note. #tinypenisproblems

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My gay boyfriend has a bigger penis than me. #tinypenisproblems

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All condoms are too big. #tinypenisproblems

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My penis is so small that it can't accidentally poke out of the pee hole in my boxers. #tinypenisproblems

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My penis isn't even consider a serving. #tinypenisproblems

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I get finger jobs. #tinypenisproblems

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I can't even pleasure 11 year olds. #tinypenisproblems

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My penis isn't big enough to be eligible for taking a girl's virginity. #tinypenisproblems

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One squirt of lotion is too much. #tinypenisproblems

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I only have 3 followers. That's 2 inches bigger than my penis. #tinypenisproblems

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I'm made for reproduction, not pleasure. #tinypenisproblems

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I live up to the White stereotype. #tinypenisproblems

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I'm not even Chinese. #tinypenisproblems

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I can never be referred to as "hung like a horse." #tinypenisproblems

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Even though I'm an adult, I have a baby dick. #tinypenisproblems

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My penis is too small for me to masturbate. #tinypenisproblems

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I never get recommended to girls by their friends who I've had sex with. #tinypenisproblems