Kent Murphy

I'm Coach Kent Murphy. Don't bunt. (Original•Tweets) (DM For Business)

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What to say/do after you hit a dinger

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Hittin' up sides like

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How to properly eject a parent and kid at a baseball game!⚾️👍 https://t.co/tYADKFOGM8

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When your coach gives you a stupid signal & you have no idea what the hell they're talking about.. 😂❓ https://t.co/epoAYJRGlD

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When the teacher calls on you when you aren't paying attention but you end up getting the answer right

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Who should be our next president?

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Always make small talk with the other team https://t.co/s8acHcKwwi

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"I want you to bunt."
"homework"
"what?"
"Oh sorry, I thought we were just naming shit we weren't going to do"

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Hitting daily dingers is a must

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😂😂😂 https://t.co/yWVE8x78aR

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This kid knows what's up. https://t.co/a4ugvx28Bl

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The ultimate pick-up line:
"If I was a dinger, would you hit?"

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Whoa, these are crazy!! 😱 http://t.co/cb65KQTz7y

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Get the all new Dinger Nation clothing! Send us a screenshot of your order! http://t.co/vuNCcGFPB1

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When you confront the teacher you hate https://t.co/mZcVygMXIR

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No. One. Strikes. Kent. Out. And. Survives.

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When a friend says you're worse than someone that sucks https://t.co/XF4VMauTz7

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They sometimes ask me, "hey Kent, how do you pull all the chicks?"

And I say, "dingers my friend, dingers."

[Kent Murphy @iHitDinger]

Wake up
Hit dingers
Hit dingers
Hit dingers
Hit some more dingers
Hit dingers
Hit dingers
Hit dingers
Hit dingers
Hit dingers
Sleep.

[Kent Murphy @iHitDinger]

Twitter asked me "What's happening?"

It should already know I'm hittin' dingers