IHS 2020 Senior Assassin

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[IHS 2020 Senior Assassin @IHS2020SA]

Brian Castro is the 2020 senior assassin champ. He’s probably more proud of his accomplishment than becoming Eskimo brothers with his own brother.

[IHS 2020 Senior Assassin @IHS2020SA]

Nout is out. His loss is more dissapointing than talking to 20 girls at once just to get rejected by a sophmore.

[IHS 2020 Senior Assassin @IHS2020SA]

Starlyn Shute has been eliminated. Autopsy report showed severe scoliosis and significant damage to her rib cage due to not breathing in her tik toks.

[IHS 2020 Senior Assassin @IHS2020SA]

Julia Shields has been killed. Might be a good break for her throat from yacking every weekend. #jukiapukia

[IHS 2020 Senior Assassin @IHS2020SA]

Ellie Wilson is out. She was last seen spending her free time playing with William’s leg hair.

[IHS 2020 Senior Assassin @IHS2020SA]

Sorry Jamie McDaniel’s roast was so bad the other day. Her friends made it and as everyone knows they’re too pussy to make fun of her.

[IHS 2020 Senior Assassin @IHS2020SA]

Peyton Moe is out. The only thing more embarrassing than her effort is her dating this guy.
https://t.co/IEq2CWKUkj

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Arthur Nosenko has been eliminated. What is worse, his senior assassin skills, the fact that he thinks he can rap, or the fact that he thinks people actually like him? #Area51

[IHS 2020 Senior Assassin @IHS2020SA]

Ayesha Irshad is out. The only thing more difficult to deal with than the loss is the fact she will always be outshined in her family by Ish.

[IHS 2020 Senior Assassin @IHS2020SA]

Alyssa Lung has been elimated. She almost lasted as long as her relationship with Brian Yoon.

[IHS 2020 Senior Assassin @IHS2020SA]

Shane Persaud has been eliminated. He’s gotten back with his ex so many times it’s almost matched the number of pornhub videos he’s watched while locked in his room during quarantine.

[IHS 2020 Senior Assassin @IHS2020SA]

Diane Lee didn’t sign up for a roast, but we’re gonna roast her anyways. She was scared to sign up because she doesn’t want the school knowing about her secret toe fetish 😳

[IHS 2020 Senior Assassin @IHS2020SA]

Brienne Berger has been eliminated. She should know not to expect so much by now, especially after learning that being friends with benefits with a Issy alum who went to usc doesn’t mean she’ll get in too.

[IHS 2020 Senior Assassin @IHS2020SA]

Heléna is dead. Forensics are having trouble finding evidence considering she’s so ghostly.

[IHS 2020 Senior Assassin @IHS2020SA]

Oliver Dhrysen is dead. Hopefully in the afterlife he realizes he’s a white choir boy and needs to stop acting like he’s from the hood.

[IHS 2020 Senior Assassin @IHS2020SA]

Maddie Menser has been eliminated by her assassin, but this wasn’t as embarrassing as when she left hunter’s bathroom smelling bad for days.

[IHS 2020 Senior Assassin @IHS2020SA]

Hannah Anderson got killed and was just as mad as when she found out flat Stanley was a biography about her

[IHS 2020 Senior Assassin @IHS2020SA]

Ryan H is dead. Not suprising because he has only ever beat two things: aditi in the VP race, and his dick for the past 2 years because his gf won't even touch him.

[IHS 2020 Senior Assassin @IHS2020SA]

Jeremy Stretz is out, it turns out his assassin skills aren’t better than his sloppy kissing skills according to his ex.

[IHS 2020 Senior Assassin @IHS2020SA]

Yennie Jun is out, similar to how dating Brian Chan was such an awful experience that it made her come out of the closet.

[IHS 2020 Senior Assassin @IHS2020SA]

Parth Achwal has been taken out. If only he could have taken a certain junior girl out that fast, he wouldn’t have had to be her hoco chauffeur and simp for the past two years.