Austin Barkdoll

Pro Wrestler | Terrible MTG Player | #HTTC |

[FantasyPros @FantasyPros]

Found this picture of me drafting Drake Maye last month

[Sleeper @SleeperHQ]

When you’re 0-2 in fantasy with the least points scored:

[BetMGM 🦁 @BetMGM]

The Washington QB Curse

Joe Theismann (1985) – compound tib/fib fracture (career-ending)

Patrick Ramsey (2003) – right foot injury, shut down for surgery

Jason Campbell (2007) – dislocated kneecap in Week 14, didn’t return

Robert Griffin III (2012) – tore ACL/LCL in Wild Card game

Colt McCoy (2014) – neck nerve issue, placed on IR in December

Alex Smith (2018) – tib/fib fractures, season over

Colt McCoy (2018) – fractured right fibula a few weeks later, season over

Kyle Allen (2020) – dislocated ankle/small fracture, season over

Ryan Fitzpatrick (2021) – hip subluxation in Week 1, season over

Jayden Daniels (2025) - dislocated elbow in Week 9, missed 10 games

Jayden Daniels (2026) - dislocated elbow in Week 2

[WrestlePurists @WrestlePurists]

El Grande Americano vs The Original El Grande Americano (Mask vs Mask) @ AAA Noche de Los Grandes

⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️.75

- @WONF4W

[Austin Barkdoll @iiAmTheSaviorr]

@EITMonline have you tried unplugging it and plugging it back in?

[Austin Barkdoll @iiAmTheSaviorr]

@PokeTCGAlerts It’s something with an event on Friday April 24th. The employee told me yesterday that they got a mass email about it.

[KLA Clips/KnicksLoseAgain @KnicksLoseAgain]

WHAT THE FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK STOP FUCKING PLAYING ABOUT MUSTAFA ALI

[lememe_james @LememeJames]

My financial advisor watching me buy Pokemon cards instead of maxing out my Roth IRA contributions

[kidd bandit キッド・バンディット @kiddbanditpro]

barbed-wire keyblade!
kingdom hearts x pro wrestling

can’t believe i got a kingdom hearts chant going in a wrestling show but that’s one thing off the bucket list.

#GCWManiac

[Pokemon Deals, Alerts & News! @PokemonDealsTCG]

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[steely danielson @AlmotsGraps]

and I'd like to think that maybe this workshop will be better after st. nick's dead, but the fact is, it's going to be taken over by his idiotic wife and his doofus reindeer and the rest of his stupid elves

[FADE @FadeAwayMedia]

THE WHOLE WWE ROSTER GIVING JOHN CENA HIS FLOWERS 💐

THIS IS SUCH A BEAUTIFUL VIDEO MAN

#ThankYouCena

https://t.co/EwfDoY0DuT

[WrestlePurists @WrestlePurists]

Deadlock

#WWENXT

[NFL @NFL]

.@Commanders RB @JacoryMerritt15 has been voted the @Pepsi Zero Sugar @NFL Rookie of Week 5 🗣️

[Awful Announcing @awfulannouncing]

David Ortiz asking the crew how they pronounce "Schlittler" took a very dark turn.

Derek Jeter: "Alright, let's go to a break, guys."

Kevin Burkhardt: "Papi, you just call him Cam."

[Washington Commanders @Commanders]

Bill Nye the Football Guy

@JacoryMerritt15 | #RaiseHail

[Austin Barkdoll @iiAmTheSaviorr]

@HogfarmerChris @TickPick @TheHogfarmers Looking to take my GF to her first ever game!

[Chris Bryant @HogfarmerChris]

THE REMATCH IS HERE!

Win 2 tickets to Monday Night Football — Commanders vs Bears!

To enter:
✅ Follow @TickPick
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✅ Like & Retweet this post

The stage is set. Battle in Black, Commanders Nation! 😤

Winner selected at the end of the week. #RaiseHail