Gilga Mesh ii

shit posting page
wannabe edgelord
professional white man

[Gilga Mesh ii @IilGilga]

@itsagarfield YOU WERE THE BEST SPIDER-MAN, MY ABSOLUTE FAVORITE❤️❤️

[Gilga Mesh ii @IilGilga]

I’m a peacock, captain. You gotta let me fly on this one

[Gilga Mesh ii @IilGilga]

A wise woman once said, to some other woman“speak up. I can’t hear you with that dick in your mouth”

[Gilga Mesh ii @IilGilga]

For the last time, sleep eating is a very serious, and delicious, medical condition 🤣🤣

[Gilga Mesh ii @IilGilga]

You can’t tell the difference between wolves and sheepdogs if all you’re looking for is teeth

[Gilga Mesh ii @IilGilga]

Dead and Gone- Ozzy Osbourne hits different now that he’s… ahem, dead and gone

[Gilga Mesh ii @IilGilga]

Jeff uh fuhh Dunham DOT COM *nnnnnnnnnnnnyyyoooooooommmmm*

[Gilga Mesh ii @IilGilga]

Hold on, Roxanne. You played “Have you met Ted” without *me*? In *my* bar? With *my* Ted?

[Gilga Mesh ii @IilGilga]

Oh my God, Lily. What are you eating? Gravel??

[Gilga Mesh ii @IilGilga]

And on Thursday at 3:01 pm, your face is going to show my hand

[Gilga Mesh ii @IilGilga]

I can’t keep buying things, Marshall. I have six self cleaning litter boxes. And I don’t even have a kid

[Gilga Mesh ii @IilGilga]

I recently lengthened my legs. Now they go all the way up

[Gilga Mesh ii @IilGilga]

I always thought they were just made up, like goblins, or trolls, or dolphins

[Gilga Mesh ii @IilGilga]

Get this guy a jockstrap and a cookie

[Gilga Mesh ii @IilGilga]

Alright genie, for my next wish. Simultaneously wax every man’s ass hairs on the planet

[Gilga Mesh ii @IilGilga]

I’m Ricky Bobby. If you don’t chew Big Red, then fuck you

[Gilga Mesh ii @IilGilga]

…A mirror can’t judge you. You judge what you see in the mirror- Dwayne Michael Carter Jr.

[Gilga Mesh ii @IilGilga]

Helen Keller is famously quoted as saying “eughaowaghahewawaheeowa”

[Gilga Mesh ii @IilGilga]

@HazzardzYT When you laugh and your balls jiggle

[Gilga Mesh ii @IilGilga]

@joshuaarey @elonmusk @cybertruck *laughs in frequent recalls, cast aluminum chassis, and awfully designed FRUNK(who the fuck)

[Gilga Mesh ii @IilGilga]

@thesoragirls @elonmusk You used AI to make this 8 second video that you could have made yourself. You actively destroyed a little piece of the world for this slop. Congratulations