Dr. Greg Hemenway

NSF ASCEND Postdoc at OSU \\ \\ Inspiring Infinity, a math tutoring company

[Dr. Greg Hemenway @IInfinityMath]

I think this picture misses a major point point. If the AI becomes better at research than us (especially theoretical mathematicians), then what’s our purpose? Research will become even more of a funding challenge because everyone will need tokens to produce anything

[Justine Moore @venturetwins]

Mathematicians

[Dr. Greg Hemenway @IInfinityMath]

Exam 1 five number summary:(8,42,56,64,92)

🤔 literally half my class has no idea what’s going on

[Dr. Greg Hemenway @IInfinityMath]

No shade but this is funny..

[Dr. Greg Hemenway @IInfinityMath]

“Hey, my life, my way, my face.”

- Bernd Schröder

[Dr. Greg Hemenway @IInfinityMath]

Whew.. these exam grades are terrible! 😰😰

[Dr. Greg Hemenway @IInfinityMath]

How is there a hours long queue on the printer? 🙄

[Dr. Greg Hemenway @IInfinityMath]

🤣🤣

[Ulugbek S. Kamilov @prof_kamilov]

A professor texts his PhD student:

“Good news! Our paper got accepted to a conference in Hawaii. We’re flying next week!”

The PhD student texts his girlfriend:

“I’ll be away for a week. Conference.”

His girlfriend texts her advisor:

“I’ll finally have time to finish the experiments next week. No one will be distracting me.”

Her advisor emails the dean:

“The results are almost ready. We can submit that major grant proposal.”

The dean calls the professor:

“We need you for an urgent proposal, you can’t go to Hawaii. We need you here.”

The professor texts his PhD student:

“Trip canceled.”

The PhD student texts his girlfriend:

“I’m staying.”

His girlfriend texts her advisor:

“The experiments may take a little longer.”

Her advisor emails the dean:

“It’s too early to submit the grant.”

The dean calls the professor:

“The proposal is no longer urgent. You can go to the conference.”

The professor texts his PhD student:

“We’re going after all!”

[Dr. Greg Hemenway @IInfinityMath]

Half the audience of our colloquium is nodding off. Glad to know I’m not the only one that is exhausted!!

[Dr. Greg Hemenway @IInfinityMath]

@RanthonyClark Congratulations!!

[Dr. Greg Hemenway @IInfinityMath]

"One step at a time is all it takes to get there." — Emily Dickinson

[Dr. Greg Hemenway @IInfinityMath]

No seriously 🤦🏽‍♂️ lol

[Abhishek @abhitwt]

Every company’s AI workflow rn be like 😭💀

[Dr. Greg Hemenway @IInfinityMath]

New job comes with a computer budget. No idea what to get but was told to blow the budget.. anybody have experience with this?

[Dr. Greg Hemenway @IInfinityMath]

"What we know is a drop, what we don't know is an ocean." — Isaac Newton

[Dr. Greg Hemenway @IInfinityMath]

"The profound study of nature is the most fertile source of mathematical discoveries."
— Joseph Fourier

[Dr. Greg Hemenway @IInfinityMath]

"Young man, in mathematics you don't understand things. You just get used to them." — John von Neumann

[Dr. Greg Hemenway @IInfinityMath]

@RanthonyClark Divide 1000 (or 4252) by 24 and add the remainder

[Dr. Greg Hemenway @IInfinityMath]

Have a couple things I should be on campus for.. but idk if I’m going out in this rain 🤔🤔

[Dr. Greg Hemenway @IInfinityMath]

Literally how I felt about my granny peeling potatoes

[Dr. Greg Hemenway @IInfinityMath]

I’ve learned so much since then and I’m still just like

[Dr. Greg Hemenway @IInfinityMath]

The more I learn about the standard map, the more confused I get

[Anthony Bonato @Anthony_Bonato]

How to ruin a math undergraduates day: