Shirin Patwa

I DON'T ACTUALLY EXIST. YOU'RE BEING CAT-FISHED. I'm going to hell in every religion. Sad but rad. 🇹🇿 Stay woke, Sis.

[Shirin Patwa @iiShirinii]

@mylifeasadesi1 BG: hi. You’re soooo beautiful 😍❤️😍
BG: hey :))
BG: haii :)
BG: u der?? :(
BG: why are you ignoring me? :((
BG: fuck you. You’re ugly and dress like a slut.

[Shirin Patwa @iiShirinii]

@jordvnmacias @SPILLTEADOLAN @jamescharles Sister slumber 🤔

[Shirin Patwa @iiShirinii]

@IISuperwomanII Hang Sharjah? What did Sharjah do??

[Shirin Patwa @iiShirinii]

@ohteenquotes Just what I needed ❤️

[Shirin Patwa @iiShirinii]

I apologize if you see this on your timeline because of me. I had to. I can’t risk it anymore 😂😂😂

[Shirin Patwa @iiShirinii]

@BuzzFeedNews We stan a creative queen 👸🏽

[Shirin Patwa @iiShirinii]

Mera toh life itna kharab hogaya...

[Shirin Patwa @iiShirinii]

@BuzzFeedNews We stan an independent queen.

[Shirin Patwa @iiShirinii]

@Factsionary We already been knew bruh. Illuminati

[Shirin Patwa @iiShirinii]

@SpeakComedy PUT SOME CLOTHES ON YOUR CAT, LADY.

[Shirin Patwa @iiShirinii]

@Tumharaabbu From bae to bae-sharam real quick.

[Shirin Patwa @iiShirinii]

Uthale. Mujhe uthale. I’m done.

[The YUNiversity @The_YUNiversity]

“Top” 🔝 words:

• zenith
• apogee
• acme
• pinnacle
• summit
• climax
• nonpareil
• crest

#vocabulary #BIGBANG

[Shirin Patwa @iiShirinii]

@SarcasmPage I’d be a gold medalist🥇

[dj spydermann @djspydermann]

Women running their bath water....

[Shirin Patwa @iiShirinii]

Can I crack your neck like a glow-stick. Please.

[Shirin Patwa @iiShirinii]

@AlligatorPurse @BuzzFeedNews I spot a ‘she wore a ...., she deserved to get molested’ preacher.

[Shirin Patwa @iiShirinii]

Me to me: what part of ‘no. I can’t spend anymore money on food’ do you not understand young lady.