Jacob

[Patrick McDonald @pmcdonaldCBS]

Greenside in two on a par 5

JT Poston: “Put me down for a 12”

[Jacob @iJacob24]

@EJGoulet You’re about 10 years too late.

[Bad Hombre @Badhombre]

Scott Weiner is learning you can embrace and advocate for every perversion possible. Participate in public orgies where you get pissed on in a kiddie pool by other men. Pass legislation to decriminalize pedophilia, prostitution, and knowingly infecting others with AIDS. Support sex changes for 8-year-olds. Support open-air drug use and ending cash bail. Write the bill banning ICE from using face masks. And you still won’t be far-left enough to be accepted in today’s Democrat Party.

[Jacob @iJacob24]

@kaceytron Move to Canada!! Enroll in MAID it’s helping millions of libs!

[Jacob @iJacob24]

@JocelynBenson Stop lying you cunt. You want high speed trains and data centers in every other town.. nothing will ever become more affordable under you

[Jacob @iJacob24]

@BernieSanders Such bullshit. Trump should personally install ac units and hand out water for Europeans

[Jacob @iJacob24]

@brhoops @DraftExpress Sign him to a max deal @Lakers

[NBACentel @TheNBACentel]

Anthony Edwards reacts to LaMelo Ball joining the Timberwolves:

“Y’all can call us Hit and Run.”

[Thomas Hern @ThomasMHern]

At least he didn't introduce President Trump at a rally. That would be much worse.

[Jacob @iJacob24]

@JocelynBenson What about flints water? The roads??? Increase in hobos? Housing crisis?? But yes let’s get a fast train so you can get to your 2nd home that’s up north an hour faster. There’s maybe a thousand things Michigan needs before we get there”high speed rails”

[Jacob @iJacob24]

@JocelynBenson If you want the best for Michigan you should move to Canada and enroll in MAID.

[Jacob @iJacob24]

@BarstoolBigCat Fireable offense

[Spinnin Backfist @SpinninBackfist]

Cop saw Porier instinctively pull up his pants and knew he wasn't playing lol

[David Woods, PGA @davidwoodspga]

So can someone explain like I’m 5 why this wasn’t also a 2 stroke penalty if we’re dinging guys for chucking clubs this week?

[Jacob @iJacob24]

@KFCBarstool Did the video of you cheating on your pregnant wife drop?

[Big Cat @BarstoolBigCat]

You can’t get bare ass twerked on when you’re in a fight. Lady on the light pole won this one just by being so unbothered

[Jacob @iJacob24]

@jenvanlaar @FBIDirectorKash you need to protect this woman!! Id assume @GavinNewsom has already contacted his hit men and her life is in trouble.

[Jacob @iJacob24]

@Variety This happens about every 5 years don’t get your hopes up.

[Steve 🇺🇸 @SteveLovesAmmo]

I personally prefer UFC fights at the White House than topless transgender dudes with fake tits parading around.

[Austen Allred @Austen]

I looked it up because I was curious:

Wemby wears pants that are a 28” waist and 50” inseam