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[House Dean @Ik_Dean]

Who be that girl? 🤣

[Duru Bond @Bond_not_james]

Women no real, walahi 😂

Na everyday I dey see new thing for this internet.

The annoying part is that some useless men have validated this opinion to her.

[House Dean @Ik_Dean]

The man just called out the fact right there by her action

[Duru Bond @Bond_not_james]

Watch this video carefully.

Imagine if a woman was talking about gRAPE, and a man interjected saying men get gRAPED too?

This is how voices of men have been silenced over time, on every platform.

Only female feelings and opinions are valid.

But I’m glad there’s a growing number of men who are speaking up and won’t back down.

[House Dean @Ik_Dean]

Ojude Oba happened when?

[Folashade @Fola871]

@Wizarab10 Our children and teachers are still in bush and you’re doing hangout? What are you happy about?

[House Dean @Ik_Dean]

Ogbeni...try dey calm down.

Na hangout, no be fight

[Ibrahim B Jinadu @IB_Jinadu]

Some of you tagged Lagos state as “No Man’s Land.” You are now gaslighting by calling it “a cosmopolitan state.” From this, you seem to think you should coin the phrase “Lagos Igbo.”

There is no established ethnic group called “Lagos Igbo.” You may have “Delta Igbo” (the Igbo speaking communities in Delta State), but “Lagos Igbo” (the Igbo speaking communities in Lagos) has never been a thing here, can never be a thing, will never be a thing.

We will continue to correct this intuition. We only have Igbo residents in Lagos.

[DAIO @Theifedayo]

Where is the pedestrian walk ?

[House Dean @Ik_Dean]

You thought te Saturday environmental sanitation would solve the problem, our LAWMA MD is not doing his job and that's the fact.

[Babajide Sanwo-Olu @jidesanwoolu]

Dear Lagosians,

I have directed an immediate scale-up of waste evacuation across Lagos following the recent build-up of refuse in some parts of our state.

LAWMA, LASEPA, and the Ministry of Environment are currently working around the clock. We have deployed extra trucks and personnel to clear the backlogs across all affected neighbourhoods. You should already see progress on the streets and we will not stop until our city is completely clean again.

Lagos generates over 13,000 tons of waste every single day. Managing this requires a massive effort but our determination to fix the current challenge is absolute.

As we continue this cleanup, I ask for your partnership. Please bag your waste properly and avoid dumping refuse in drainage channels or on the roads.

We are fully on top of this situation. Let us work together to keep Lagos clean and safe for everyone.

[Cinderella Man @Osi_Suave]

The problem with Waste management is the PSPs.

They cant be held to account and do whatever they like.

Open waste to more private companies to bid and invest in garbage trucks and see the magic.

[Igbalode farmer @Farmexecutive]

If you’ve 25m above cash down to buy vehicle,I see no reason why you should be buying second hand car, do your findings and get you’re proper EV vehicle from China

[House Dean @Ik_Dean]

Or it's a stunt to get people to rush an buy

[Judah MD @ThatJuDaH]

Mr Modupe Kadri, Executive Director/Chief Financial Officer of MTN Nigeria bought 275309 units of MTN shares worth N218,320,037 two days ago

When insiders buy large amounts like this, it usually signals trust in the company’s future

[Oladotun @Ola_dotun00]

Mushin can never be clean

The day it happens,that day the entire Mushin might be sick or dying and cleaning mushin is the only cure

[archivi.ng @StartArchiving]

@ChuksEricE 49 years ago...

[• @AliyuOnX]

The $25 is per barrel. N75 is per litre. A barrel of crude oil is ~159 litres. If PMS accounts for 50% of the refinery’s yield, that is ≈80 litres PMS per barrel.

N75 × 80 litres = N6,000 i.e. $4.3 reduction per barrel on the PMS side.

If the $25 reduction is for spot prices, the average price reduction is less than the $25.

[UNCLE @MrOlibaba]

It's raining in Lagos.

For sales people, you might not see them come to the office with the rain.

After all, there was a meeting fixed with a customer this morning. They left home, got to the customer's location, and then the rain started.

My guys are chilling in the house btw and will come to work when the rain stops.

[House Dean @Ik_Dean]

Does not negate the fact that this administration have not done well in terms of insecurity.

That's not how to address the point and criticism he made.

Try dey calm down, Dr.

[Dr. Toks 🦇 @fimiletoks]

Insecurity has always been a political tool for the Northern Elites. This staunch Buhari supporter was quiet for 8 years. It is a power retention and political manipulation tool for people like this.

Dapchi girls, Kankara300 boys, train attack, Kuje attack, presidential guard attack, he kept quiet all through the banditry attacks that ravaged Katsina and Zamfara for 8 years. Now he has found his voice. He will never criticise his governor, he will not criticise the almajiri system that keeps millions of children out of school.

[House Dean @Ik_Dean]

Your country is not safe enough to hold such exclusive and elite sporting event.

Host the AFCON first before you talk of a complex sporting system like F1

[Bashir Ahmad, OON @BashirAhmaad]

Hosting a Formula 1 Grand Prix in Abuja will not be as difficult as many may assume. Recently, Nigeria officially submitted a $500 million bid to host a Formula 1 Grand Prix in the nation’s capital. The proposal, led by Opus Racing Promotions in partnership with the National Sports Commission, seeks to bring Formula 1 back to the African continent for the first time since 1993.

[House Dean @Ik_Dean]

I no understand, shey I no still meet your papa before I marry you ni? 😂😂

[YabaLeftOnline @yabaleftonline]

“I can't marry a Nigerian. The last Nigerian I dated was already asking me when he could meet my dad. I don’t even think they actually like me.”

— DJ Cuppy, Femi Otedola’s daughter.

[House Dean @Ik_Dean]

When your livelihood na farming, where you wan see fat accumulate for body?

[Emeka The Proletariat @EMEKA_EMODI]

Western diet changed a lot of things. See that physique. 😭😂

[House Dean @Ik_Dean]

Sterling bank

[UNCLE @MrOlibaba]

This bank moved a customer service manager (operations head) to sales. If you know this bank you might relate with this story.

This staff is a DM, when you come to the branch you'll know he's an experienced banker. Now imagine the big paycheck of a staff doing the job an ET or ABO will comfortably do (This is HRs thought pattern).

When he was moved to sales, we all saw the intention of that movement.

When some banks want to cut costs or reduce staff strength, especially among senior employees with big paychecks, they move them to sales.

They fully know they'll struggle and might not keep up with the pressure.

There are two outcome to this move.

It's either you resign or they lay you off due to non performance.

Three months later, the man resigned.

[House Dean @Ik_Dean]

You never see DMs wey dey score pass striker?

[Olawale @Oladarl26]

@MrOlibaba Why would a defensive midfielder be running a branch. Who's going to score ?

[House Dean @Ik_Dean]

Lovely

[I LIKE FOOD WELL WELL! 😋 @Duke_of_Ugbowo]

@MrOlibaba I'm in IT but I occasionally go for sales storms with some of my guys in sales for the fun of it because I'm good at it and i actually pull in the numbers.
I once pulled in 3.7B deposit in a single acc.
One regional sales head asked me to switch to sales.
The way I laughed ehn.