Ike “Bear Down Forever” Johnson

How big do you think Ben Johnson’s dong is?

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Wow! #whitesox thank you for restoring faith.

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@JoeyDoughnuts_ Horrible return.

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Another awful bullpen game from Will, someone must’ve hacked his computer. What the hell was Taylor doing in the game in the 7th and you let Dominguez try and win the game for you again? #whitesox

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@MrDelicious13 Ah I love Ike ‘Amusement’ Johnson szn!

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@stoolpresidente I stand corrected. 👏👏👏

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@stoolpresidente Of course I pick the only one that you’re dead wrong about. Egypt is garbage juice.

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@WeinoChi He’s not good with the pitching. Does the bullpen suck? Yes, but if put in proper order we’d probably have several more wins

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Fuck yeah Will your bullpen management is amazing! Does anyone know what the fuck Chris Getz is doing? We just got swept by the fucking tigers! #whitesox

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What the fuck is this approach lately with the #whitesox? Take a fucking pitch.

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@J5ger @WeinoChi That’s fair too

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@BJohnsonToBears @WeinoChi Ask the mastermind. I have no idea why we only have 1 real starter.

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@Buceffalo11 @whitesox

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Horrible outing from Joe Rock. Terrible management by Venable. Bad series loss. #whitesox

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Two out walk to a guy hit .167. Great job just a great fucking job. Joe Cock! #whitesox

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Benni Bomb!!!! Benni Slammmmm!!!!!

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Bennnnnny fucking Slammmmmmssss!!!!!
#whitesox

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Oh where oh where has our wonderful offense gone! #whitesox Mune we need you!!!!

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@BarstoolBigCat Rockies*

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Stop throwing this loser meatballs with 2 strikes. #mlb