Not Elijah

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[Not Elijah @iKingKirk]

It’s what the people wanted!

[Gerry Callahan @GerryCallahan]

Jesus, dude. Give it a rest. You’ve got a dog. Seems like a good dog. We’re happy for you. Can we stop treating him like he landed on Omaha Beach? He’s a dog.

[Not Elijah @iKingKirk]

Today we’re going to talk about the crossover and intersection between environmentalism, social justice, and education.

[SP @sspencerukk]

They’re calling it the most Friday Thursday on record

[Mogul And They Know That @waymoflydenu]

Make sure ya socks in good condition. Never know when you gotta take ya shoes off at somebody’s house

[Noah Verrier @NoahVerrier]

My oil painting of the Baja blast

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

To all the coffee shops that open at 10am and close at 3pm, who exactly is your target audience?

[73-9 and THEY LIED @CuffsTheLegend]

De'Aaron Fox aint nothing but D'Angelo Russell with John Calipari’s phone number

[big john the boshfather @Johnfis08605918]

Bonne de douche. Le bosh

[Brandon Carney @BenchwarmerBran]

Uncrustables with the biggest blown lead since Skype lost to Zoom in 2020

[Stelios Panagiotou @Panagiotou90St]

His salary increased by 2%. Raise all prices by at least 3%.

[Hamz Talks Hoops @hamztalkshoops_]

First man to get a “since Wilt” and have it somehow be a bad thing…

[Despachico @_CHlCO]

It’s for our own good tbh

[Kongo @KongoFuture]

Cristiano Ronaldo Listening to Future’s Song “Lay up” (2015)

[Premier League Champions @CokeSipper]

It’s so funny nbc has TMac, Vince, and Melo talking about what guys need to do to win big playoff games

[Jake @JakeWally]

When God sings with his creations, Joel Embiid will not be part of the choir.

[Tyrese Haliburton @Hali]

“Who’s got a bigger name? Me or him?”

[Quinn Nelson @SnazzyLabs]

would you like to add protein to your $21 salad for just $9 more

[Jaylen Brown @FCHWPO]

I love this team ☘️

[Awful Announcing @awfulannouncing]

Walt "Clyde" Frazier: "Mike, I was talking to my friends, man. And I was talking about eradicated, obliterated, devastated. They thought I was talking about Iran. But I was talking about the Bulls."

Mike Breen: "That's how you start a telecast?" #NBA

[juicy j @therealjuicyj]

FAAAAAAHHHHHHH