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I met Eminem once, he was pretty awkward. His palms were sweaty, knees weak, arms were heavy, vomit on his sweater already, mom’s spaghetti.

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Shout out to @HoodieAllen for his sick new single #ShowMeWhatYoureMadeOf Go listen to it and I'm sure you'll be an instant fan!

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Now I ain’t saying she’s a gold digger, but she has an unusual amount of mining equipment...

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Alcohol: Because no great story ever started with someone eating a salad.

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Don’t worry, if Britney Spears can get through 2007, you can get through today.

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May the 4th be with you!
#StarWarsDay

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I'm exhausted from all this studying I haven't done.

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Considering that Iron Man and Batman’s only superpower is being super rich and smart, Bill Gates turned out to be a real disappointment.

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I need a part-time job that pays $30,000 a week.

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Cell phones ruined the fun of pushing a fully clothed person into a pool.

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Homework: A
Classwork: A
Homework: A
Classwork: A
Homework: A
Test: F
Final grade: F

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That awkward moment when you buy a bag of air and there are chips inside.

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If you tickle me, I'm not responsible for your injuries.

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I’ve got 99 problems and I can’t remember any of them so i guess that makes a hundred.

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The human body has 7 trillion nerves and some people manage to get on every single fucking one of them.