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Problems will always exist.

Enjoy life as you solve them.

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Call Me - Spagna

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Bye Bye Baby - Ruby Turner

[Dossy.Ug @TawodaBenard]

@IkoteBrian @DrWakida Let me tag another gwere @GalandiEmma

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@TawodaBenard we are slowly forming Gwere nation here. There is also my MP @DrWakida

[Uncle Ken✌ @Uncleken256]

@Qrisy_Qrisy @IkoteBrian tag the next gwere lad 😂

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Chameleon or Pallaso??

[Carol Primah @IamCarolPrimah]

As a country we need to get Chameleon a wife, it’s too much🤣🤣🤣

[DeeDi @DeeSandy20]

😂😂 gwe ddawo. Kendikukwatira mu dm yo mukazi wano nti osaba susu simanya 20k oja kundaba ki mafia

[Gideon Nova Kwikiriza @KwikirizaNova]

Our Minister of Defense is suggesting that if we all stayed home or parked our vehicles for a month, fuel prices would drop.

What an economic solution! 😂🙌

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Uganda produces a significant amount of rice but then it also imports an equally significant amount of rice from Pakistan & Tanzania. This forces the price of home grown rice to be affected as much as possible

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I met an old lady at a shop yesterday and she told me their gender is unique. She said despite one's age, they ALL behave like young kids

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Minister for ICT Justin Lumumba says every person who owns a Wi-Fi router (which starts from as low as 95,000 shillings)!should make sure they have a license, and that license costs 10,000 US dollars.Failure to get a license, leads to halt of business or face of arrest

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Arsenal Manager, Mikel Arteta has signed a 4 year contract extension keeping him at the club till June 2030

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A new digital registration number plate in Uganda costs sh 714,300 for first time registration & imported vehicles or motorcycles

The Russian company which filed for bankruptcy that was contracted to take on this project as well as Rtd Major Jim Muhwezi, are the ones

[kyaligonza derrick @Derrobates]

In a serious country, everyone connected to that digital number plate BS would be behind bars including that general

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Since ICT & National Guidance Minister, Justine Lumumba, introduced a proposal to tax WiFi operators who are dishing out user coupons on retailling basis, many have since disconnected from the service

Muja Kulima..

Musaga!

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Apparently, Government is to save 3 billion shillings by holding a virtual Independence celebration this Friday

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I don't take it for granted when all my neighbours in the village are complaining of a dry spell yet my farms are doing great with almost daily spells of rain

Lord, Thank you so so so much!!!

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I thought it was only one case who was discovered who has since passed on...

[kyaligonza derrick @Derrobates]

That Ebola outbreak in Kenya is going to sink Uganda’s economy even deeper.
Fasten your seatbelts guys kuba ekkija simuntu

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🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[Captain @Qrisy_Qrisy]

Guys, I understand the dollar rate is hight but please can we maintain the p*rk prices?
Embi33i zaffe zawano, temuzijja bweru

[Edris Kiggundu @ekiggundu]

Mildred Tuhaise, the former NBS TV news anchor, has joined the National Water and Sewerage Corporation (NWSC) as Manager, Public Engagement and Brand Ambassadorship.
NWSC described Tuhaise as "a strategic media and communication professional with extensive experience at both national and institutional levels, bridging journalism, corporate communication, and public sector management".
Tuhaise left Next Media at the end of May after nearly two decades in broadcast journalism. @BbegMedia
https://t.co/PP4t3eFDfe

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@Jude_Mugabi 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂 Jude, you're funny!

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Weigh bridge operations begin on the Entebbe Express Highway. All vehicles weighing 3.5 tonnes & above must undergo weighing, implemented under a directive from MOW&T , led by Minister Fred Byamukama