Ilham

I do this thing where I explain my jokes but I promise I'm funny

[Lynn @koderalynn]

Kujituma nayo wacha nijitume ju ile mdomo mimi hurushia wanaume hata wakunieka siwezi pata.

[Britney @OwanghB]

😅You look at Murima politicians and how they are all out to show must go dust
Alafu sasa ona how our politicians in Nyanza are striving to get picked everyday
💀
Yawa

[tea in china @Towmiiee]

they sucked all of the sickle cell blood out of my body and filled me with AA blood and lowk I feel like crying a bit… like there’s no way this is how yall actually feel on a regular my body feels so lithe and supple… i can breathe… it didn’t hurt much when i stand omgggg 🥺😭

[Luna M ✨ @tiredfeminist_]

We are not your mothers🙏🏾

[Mack @whatMackSays]

Watu wa eloquence mnaona hii?
You people have a severe deficiency of role models that’s why a murderer with good English gets praised on Twitter.

[ba sing slay 💅🏽 @kigutasheilaa]

Sometimes when guys praise men you can kind of judge their character from it because this is a scary man by all fronts. This is NOT how you should act after killing people. This is crazy.

[Adadioranma @Inyegirl]

You cannot convince me that anyone who makes their domestic staff wear uniforms is a good person.

[tobi @oluwatobiexe]

a babe saying she doesn’t want to get married shouldn’t be triggering you lmaooo

[hilz @AreyouHilaryB]

The problem with a lot of you is that you want feminism to be a tool for men to be good enough so you can date them without guilt. Feminism is not about men, it’s about women’s liberation. Be better and do better for yourself.

[wambo💗💸 @wambuiraima]

Ah nevermind, amesema alikuwa amenimark pia , ashaniboo 😑too easy .

[Lael Alpha @ahenda__]

@StrenjaDenja2 My confrontational ass could never

[Gatwirii♊ @thatgeminibloom]

Wazazi walikuwa wanatusomesha,kujenga , kusaidia relatives na bado wanaenda event za marafiki zao,harusi and etc ,mi nkienda baby shower mara Moja nasota miezi nne😭😭 what were our parents doing aki

[a baddie wit da boottie @atienohh]

And you know this as a single beautiful woman or as the less beautiful one?

[Gitz  @Gitz__]

Ebu pitieni huko https://t.co/cvfQdwwAHk mwangalie kama your voter details ziko.

Naona IEBC wameanua zangu !

[Wamutahi @Son_of_Laikipia]

His Children. Our children

[Kimuzi @Kimuzi_]

Hii story ya Halima Ngache mbona mumenyamaza bana?

She needs us. Hana mtu at all.

Free Halima.

[sumeiya omar @sumeiya_omar]

Update on @Halimaprinces we have been able to get mtu kwa ground accompanied by an advocate to go to Urban, where we suspect she is being held but because it is late, they will go tomorrow and update us. Hoping to be able to leave Malindi tomorrow too.. RT

[rome @romeramreem]

My dad replied to my selfie with his own selfie, and his beard looked whiter than I remembered, so I booked a flight home

[🌟 @danyasaqiib]

@Hammad_1168 id have empathy for mine and keep a low mahr too for the sake of what has been preferred and advised. my issue however is that men in our culture and society do not have any empathy for their women, this is why its better for women to be more wise than unrealistic

[‎• @reejsays]

Mahr discourse is hilarious because it’s always ‘she should lower it if she likes you’ and never ‘I should increase it because I like her.’