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[Luke @ILikeBruce]

@gracecamille_ I am glad you didn't say it and I hope I never find out what it was.

[Luke @ILikeBruce]

@thedonitself @nunaapaa Fear of being cleansed.

[Luke @ILikeBruce]

@lue77060 @SceneinCinema They're not coming to you for it. You are free to not care.

[Luke @ILikeBruce]

@OGsamadams @MikeWestmeyer @LoochyTV People have different priorities and largely do not share your disdain for popular music would be another way to say it.

[Luke @ILikeBruce]

@ratboyiloveyou @cringeLo_ That seems like a problem that could be instantly solved by turning your face slightly and looking at something else, but a lot of people really don't want to do that for whatever reason.

[Luke @ILikeBruce]

@meloncrab It's always devastating to discover that I've been enjoying things wrong.

[Luke @ILikeBruce]

@ZombieRob333 @thegameverse It isn't, but it is very good.

[Luke @ILikeBruce]

@funkykongfac Worthless content attracting worthless attention is not that insane.

[Luke @ILikeBruce]

@kris6749 @Crazymoments01 Grok thinks the driver fell asleep and woke up just in time to hit the brakes. I'm sure the video is horseshit, but if Grok was right elsewhere, it was by accident.

[Luke @ILikeBruce]

@TheVibesCulture @MbarkCherguia If he can move his body over that wall, then you can damn sure move your eyes away from him if that's your inclination.

[Luke @ILikeBruce]

@dawgdeyfool The burnt toast theory is a coping mechanism to calm a person prone to stress from catastrophizing. Some people find it helpful to treat the imagined connections as literally true, but believing that a minor inconvenience has actual cosmic significance isn't necessary.

[Luke @ILikeBruce]

@mad_muppet @roberts_st63962 @perseverare1776 That's not reflected in reality or the opinion of anyone I have ever encountered.

[Luke @ILikeBruce]

@k0k1eth @Naam_kafi_hai It is normalized and appreciated. That body type is extremely popular with non-lunatics.

[Luke @ILikeBruce]

@Travelking6567 @hmiCantThinkOf1 @Thickganjabae @todayyearsold Right. You pick a handful of keywords from what I wrote and slather general ill-intent over it. You're not going to hurt me by doing exactly what I said you would do. If you're not ready to look at yourself, at least make your lashing out interesting or funny.

[Luke @ILikeBruce]

@Travelking6567 @hmiCantThinkOf1 @Thickganjabae @todayyearsold I used your word because it is something you could presumably understand. But I guess you just spray a bunch of nothing at anything that brushes against you. It's common and not penetrable. Carry on.

[Luke @ILikeBruce]

@cannotpossibly @sweetanita It's an alternative to family annihilation.

[Luke @ILikeBruce]

@13_sakrit @pliskevt They didn't realize that the first two things are sharp and can easily cut a zip tie.

[Luke @ILikeBruce]

@Travelking6567 @hmiCantThinkOf1 @Thickganjabae @todayyearsold Have you ever considered the reasons you enjoy breaking people?

[Luke @ILikeBruce]

@todayyearsold The secret is to be interested in the things you rely on.

[Luke @ILikeBruce]

@diranifah This joke is for me, specifically. Thank you. I found it very funny.