Jim Outfits

I'm actually a really cool guy she/her

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I’m getting a pimple right between my eyebrows

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@glenna_opt Story of my life

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I wish I could love pasta less

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Does anyone know what day basketball is on?

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Sorry I’m late, I was looking at a worm

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One thing about living in Philly is it always smells. Sometimes it’s the best ever, sometimes it’s the worst ever. Sometimes you can’t decide

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@IndieScent Already did/do

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I also pointed out a weird stain I got on my shirt from takin a covid test immediately after eating an Oreo. It was covered by a stain from slugging 5 glasses of wine and 2 cigs tonight

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A bunch of my friends got together because on of our high school friends passed away. And a bunch of the girls were like lol my periods late

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When I got here I was like “lol look at this weird stain it’s from when I ate an Oreo and took a covid test, I sneezed out so much black gunk” and now I’m like “lol I sneezed on shirt right after I drank 380274 gallons of wine”

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Jus doodlin’

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“You guys!!!” Me to myself 50 times a day

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Yesterday the nurse at urgent care gave me 4 prednisone and was like “you’re gonna go home and clean the whole house”. But instead I went home and almost fell asleep on the couch.

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The amount of times the phrase “let a bitch die already” goes thru my head every day.

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I got bronchitis in November and December, I got covid and a sinus infection in January……….. and BRONCHOPNEUMONIA IN FEBRUARY 🎉🎉🍾🍾🍾🍾🍾🎈🎈🎈🎈🥳🥳🥳🥳

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Trust myself!?! That bitch doesn’t know shit

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There’s like 5 people who will always say something if I don’t have a mask on. They’ll be saying something when I cough out a piece of my lung onto their face

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Two people said my hair looks nice today. So now I know I can never trust them

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First I ran out of money. Then I ran out of allergy medicine. Then I ran out of body wash. So I’ve been using one from bath and body works. And now I have hives. Everywhere.

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My bestie from middle/high school is my bestie again in our 30’s and that feels fucking cool as hell