🦎LizardKing🦎

I'm the fucking lizard king.

We live in a simulation.

[🦎LizardKing🦎 @ILizardKing0_0]

Remember kids it's "shut the fuck up Friday" EVERYDAY.

[Headliner Clip Caption @HeadlinerClip]

@flowerqueers 👋 we updated @AntifascistF12’s voice tweet to include *automatic* captions…

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@bort789 @ShoddyBox Ok

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@bort789 @ShoddyBox Reading comprehension would help. I said there hasn't been any golf courses being BUILT, not that there aren't any at all.

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@bort789 @ShoddyBox There hasn't been a golf course being built in my state since I've been able to walk 30+ years ago. I can't protest something that isn't happening. On the other hand, they have proposed 10 data centers since January in my city alone.

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@JackTallent @stoolpresidente @CathyEngelbert Anything is possible when you lie

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@zei_squirrel This response sums up Zionism.

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@pgarfieldjaeger @realDailyWire

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@abierkhatib

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@abierkhatib Is that why Israel was delivering my pizza?

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@adamfrancisco_ @TimonDFS Yes
Here's my evidence. You weren't listening to anything because it would show on the top of your screen above the maps app. Where's my money?

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@elaadeliahu

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@JDVance

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@unvarnishedvoid *laughs in sweatpants*

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@thedailybeast

[TheBossRoss 🇪🇺 🧶 ❄ 📷 6x💉 @BettinaSRoss1]

Some 100 private jets will fly to Venice for Jeff Bezos' wedding, and I recycle yoghurt cup lids.

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@Cobratate Damn what a rapist does to appear innocent is hilarious.

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@coffeemousee

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Can we please have a government that decides things via fist fights? 🤣

https://t.co/12aUjCpUJp

[Acyn @Acyn]

Crockett: Somebody’s campaign coffers are struggling right now so she’s going to keep saying trans trans trans.. Child listen

Mace: I am no child! Do not call me a child. I am a grown woman. If you want to take it outside

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@Blueeyes763 @XoCharlotteEmX @Cobratate @TateTheTalisman Why are defending a sex trafficking rapist?