Kitten

I'm chronically ill as fuck and here to shitpost about it. my book Queen Peen and The Lean Mean Healthcare Machine coming soon

[Kitten @IllChronicles]

Despite being (a literal, medical) spaz, I consistently deliver perfect #aliquots . My fading health better not zucc my #STEM career.

#disabledstudent

[Kitten @IllChronicles]

A medical alert bracelet that just says "consult my autobiography"

#chronicillness

[Kitten @IllChronicles]

"Oh fuck I messed up the code. Well the program is still kinda running, I'll have to submit it as is"
- #spoonie creation story

[Kitten @IllChronicles]

On that note, I would appreicate it if God would download a good healthcare expansion pack for me. #ChronicIllness #Spoonie

[Kitten @IllChronicles]

I like to think my various diseases are just God playing around with new mods and corruptions.
#ChronicIllness #Spoonie #Mods

[Kitten @IllChronicles]

When you have one weird day of almost good health and then act all shocked when you're bedridden again the next day #chronicillness #spoonie

[Kitten @IllChronicles]

I'll be married with three biological children and still say "no" when the doctor asks if I'm sexually active

[Kitten @IllChronicles]

*heart rate shoots to 160 whenever i sit up*
What fresh hell is this

[Kitten @IllChronicles]

HURRDURR SHUTUP YOU SMOWFLAKE SJW
-someone who has never had their rights shat on due to disability

[Kitten @IllChronicles]

When youve bled for 74 days straight and manage to have normal CBC+ferritin #chronicillness get on my level

[Kitten @IllChronicles]

@travisclau @karriehiggins @SFdirewolf Came to say this. Its disheartening to hear "no way, you look fine" from someone who is visibly disabled and functioning better than I

[Kitten @IllChronicles]

@arianakateri I like this idea. I wish I had someone with experience when i first got sick 9 years ago