Illegal Machine

Building a fighting force of extraordinary magnitude

[Illegal Machine @Illegal_Machine]

Pin this to my life

[Space City Sports @LiveSCS]

ALERT THE PRESS

[Illegal Machine @Illegal_Machine]

@SeanTPendergast De Los Santos is a dumpster fire.

[Miami Marlins @Marlins]

The update you've all been waiting for...

His name is Jonah, and his Dream Day is July 12 at @loanDepotpark! Join us to cheer him on: https://t.co/chsJLKL3Si

Born in Aruba, Jonah is a rescued cunucu who found his forever home with the Silveira family thanks to New Life for Paws. Inspired by his story, each ticket sold through his link will have a portion of the proceeds donated to help local rescue dogs like Jonah.

[Illegal Machine @Illegal_Machine]

@RyanLostinTX Isn’t that the AC Slater?

[Illegal Machine @Illegal_Machine]

Jalen Brunson is the Anti-Harden.

[Illegal Machine @Illegal_Machine]

Can someone explain to me why Burrows and De Los Santos are still on this team?

[Rob Perez @WorldWideWob]

James Harden finishes the 2026 Playoffs with more turnovers than made field goals in 7 of the 18 games.

[Sarah Langs @SlangsOnSports]

Houston now has 18 no-hitters, including PS

That’s the most no-hitters thrown by any club since the Astros’ first season in 1962

The next most by any club in that span is 13, by the Dodgers

[Rob Perez @WorldWideWob]

Knicks fans need to organize and make sure James Harden gets back to the hotel safe & sound. Send him room service, police escort to the arena, rename it Madison Square Harden for the next week.

[David Weigel @daveweigel]

Something I think too much about: People will copy fun news stories from years ago, chop out the details (when/where/who), and get tons of engagement.

ie, people don’t care about the details or if it’s new. https://t.co/yU2EevrWGq

[Brian Roemmele @BrianRoemmele]

Sanyo,1988, filmed in Houston and featuring music by Jean-Michel Jarre.

And it is like a mini-movie showcasing the style and ethos of this era.

The music is masterful…

[Illegal Machine @Illegal_Machine]

@SeanTPendergast Razor. Period.

[Jenny Hautmann @JennyHPhoto]

The Artemis II crew named a lunar crater after Commander Reid Wiseman's late wife, Carroll. What a beautiful and touching moment.

I'm not crying, you're crying 🤧

[Rolled Spine Podcasts @rolledspine]

#DC Special Podcast:
DKR40: The Dark Knight Returns Returns
Coarse Language: Listener Discretion is Advised
https://t.co/mXnYfhqwxA
Meanwhile… Batman ⬤ #DCComics ⬤ #Batman ⬤ #Robin ⬤ #RSPDCS

[Illegal Machine @Illegal_Machine]

@raford3 What about legendary Big East program, University of Houston?? #gocoogs

[Fastbreak Hoops @FastbreakHoops5]

The old ESPN RV commercials were incredible 😂

[Paredes2Crawfords @ittruckmonth]

Season hasn’t even started yet
https://t.co/Wg5ssC0YMp

[Illegal Machine @Illegal_Machine]

All of us. https://t.co/rRQA3z1E7e

[Illegal Machine @Illegal_Machine]

I need the video of @LanceZierlein suggesting CJ Stroud was the worst QB in the AFC South. I want to go back and reread all the dorks calling him crazy in the replies.

[Illegal Machine @Illegal_Machine]

@jcl620 Yup. A backup that hasn’t seen the field in 2 years waiting for you in the Championship game. Insane opportunity and the bed was shat.

[Illegal Machine @Illegal_Machine]

@jcl620 I wasnt a huge fan at first….but I was in the stands when he hit that one and it was extremely fucking cool. 🤣