rise and shine, boys and girls.
class is about to be in session.
your favorite professor is gonna
teach you a lot of new tips & tricks
be sure to bring the lube she let you
keep last time—we’re getting 𝙢𝙚𝙨𝙨𝙮.
How a proper milf dresses.
She’s a 𝘽𝙞𝙢𝙗𝙤—of course
she’s using men like bank
accounts, and her own
body like a credit card.
The finest 𝘿𝙄𝘾𝙆𝙎𝙃𝙀𝘼𝙏𝙃
Money can buy.
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Good morning earthlings
from your favorite ass in the world!
up early for training today—spot me?
really need a good warmup 𝙨𝙩𝙧𝙚𝙩𝙘𝙝
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Sorry, she can’t come to the phone right now.
She went to raid a suspicious
drug house on the southside of
City—It’s been 2 weeks, and she’s
still there ‘undercover’. When
asked for updates? she has only
sent back these videos.
_
Your 𝘽𝙡𝙤𝙬𝙐𝙥 doll is back from the shop—
She’s been upgraded!
her 𝙈𝙖𝙨𝙨𝙞𝙫𝙚 fake asscheeks
have been pumped up
even BIGGER—even 𝘽𝙀𝙏𝙏𝙀𝙍.
now they just jiggle and bounce
With every move she makes.
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⠀ at 46’ inches around, ⠀⠀⠀⠀
her new ass won’t fit in
anything but 𝙩𝙝𝙤𝙣𝙜𝙨 and 𝙗𝙖𝙗𝙮-𝙤𝙞𝙡. ⠀
so she’s throwing all her jeans out
_
she spent all last night abducting
married guys from their beds
and letting them 𝙥𝙧𝙤𝙗𝙚 her
insides for hours.
she’s still not pregnant.
maybe she’s just been in the
wrong neighborhoods?
_
Samus was transporting a group of wanted, alien and
monster Rxpists into their cells,
when she forgot the most important rule~
Don't turn your back, and most certainly, don't bend
over in front of them~
Now, she's learning the hard way~