Alt Illinois DoT

Parody of Illinois DOT

[Alt Illinois DoT @Illinois_DOT]

@kbrook34 On nom nom nom

[Alt Illinois DoT @Illinois_DOT]

We're not sure why we gave a highway interchange a Twitter account of its own, but it's certainly not a sign of an overgrown bureaucracy.

[IDOT_Illinois @IDOT_Illinois]

As part of ongoing construction at @Thejanebyrne Interchange, lane closures on the inbound Dan Ryan Expressway begin July 13. Full details: https://t.co/1FfC1EzBcj #ILtraffic

[Alt Illinois DoT @Illinois_DOT]

@kbrook34

[Alt Illinois DoT @Illinois_DOT]

The Village of Stone Park, Illinois.

@StoneParkPD

[November @postoctobrist]

gonna to a blog-style open thread here by asking: what is the business in your area that is a transparent front for organised crime

[Alt Illinois DoT @Illinois_DOT]

Arresting fewer drunks!

[IDOT_Illinois @IDOT_Illinois]

Good job, Illinois: A recent study has found that we have the second lowest DUI arrest rate in the nation. https://t.co/Q6Maq94poU #DriveSober

[Alt Illinois DoT @Illinois_DOT]

‘When you come in on Monday and you're not feeling real well, does anyone ever say to you, "Sounds like someone has a case of the Mondays?" Lawrence: No. No, man. Shit, no, man. I believe you'd get your ass kicked sayin' something like that, man.’

[IDOT_Illinois @IDOT_Illinois]

We at IDOT hope you survived today without catching a case of the Mondays.

[Alt Illinois DoT @Illinois_DOT]

@LindaWood040266 Only when @Local150, the union which controls us, gives us permission.

[Alt Illinois DoT @Illinois_DOT]

Took us long enough.

[IDOT_Illinois @IDOT_Illinois]

Illinois' newest piece of infrastructure is soon to open to traffic.

When it opens for Thursday morning's commute, the $23.9 million Cumberland Flyover — built in conjunction with @ILTollway — will improve safety and access in and out of @fly2ohare and the surrounding area.

[Alt Illinois DoT @Illinois_DOT]

@KyeMartinNBC @nbcchicago And depending upon their driving skill, motorists impact work zones. #pun

[Alt Illinois DoT @Illinois_DOT]

Rule #1. Keep an eye out at railroad crossings and don't do stupid crap, such as trying to beat the train.
Rule #2. See Rule #1. https://t.co/fMetbp7J44

[ICC @ILCommerceComm]

Today, the ICC held a Rail Safety Summit exploring strategies to reduce the number of pedestrians & motorists incidents & share the stories & mental health impact of RR employees affected by tragedies.Thank you to our panelists for sharing w/ us their safety & prevention efforts!

[Alt Illinois DoT @Illinois_DOT]

Apparently there is no more need for a parody account, as the official one has become sufficiently laughable. https://t.co/LkAbvEyNvh

[IDOT_Illinois @IDOT_Illinois]

Update: The janky cars have been cleared and the ramp to 47th Street is back open.

[Alt Illinois DoT @Illinois_DOT]

@chadmccullough I hear @INDOT does a better job than our people. Perhaps ask your company for a relocation stipend?

[Alt Illinois DoT @Illinois_DOT]

@chadmccullough Your lobbying effort is weak.

[Alt Illinois DoT @Illinois_DOT]

One of our favorite clips! We use it to motivate our staff! https://t.co/M379H8zI1K

[Alt Illinois DoT @Illinois_DOT]

@chadmccullough Establish an anarcho-syndicalist commune and farm mud.

[Alt Illinois DoT @Illinois_DOT]

@chadmccullough Everything on our roads represents varying degrees of fodder for Class-8 heavy trucks. We might remove the signs for motorcycle riders, too.

[Alt Illinois DoT @Illinois_DOT]

@bvilltheopenmat Our paver's union decides which lanes they want to work on. Signage is a different union.

[Alt Illinois DoT @Illinois_DOT]

Who is watching the watchers? https://t.co/4sUtlrZWCY

[Governor Rauner @GovRauner]

@IDOT_Illinois is reaching new heights with the use of #drones.

[Alt Illinois DoT @Illinois_DOT]

To be entirely fair, we don’t pay attention to the boss, either. https://t.co/LqTGzzLQzY

[Alt Illinois DoT @Illinois_DOT]

Here's to hoping that they don't pad the bill when they send it over. https://t.co/z0qEGf6pUR

[Kraemer North America @Kraemer_NA]

Removing and replacing the structure carrying US 52/IL 64 over the Mississippi River. @Illinois_DOT #bridgeconstruction #construction