jarrod

in a word, weird

[jarrod @illLiteracy]

The song Sanitize Me by INXS of Caution.

Might be the best joke I'll ever make.

[jarrod @illLiteracy]

The cursive letter 'J' is just a loser. It sucks.

[jarrod @illLiteracy]

It's almost been 7 years and the world still isn't ready for this song. https://t.co/r21Y7HpLWL

[jarrod @illLiteracy]

@elonmusk Plant trees.

Trees don't need any extra R+D to implement and any resulting tech will need years of refining and millions in funding; they will need to be more efficient than a forest to make up for lost time.

I win. Where's my money?

[jarrod @illLiteracy]

If you eat a banana laffy taffy without a strawberry one in the same bite you are just wrong.

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There should be a merit-based vaccine. If you've ignored the science and done whatever you want this whole time you don't get yours until 2022. Can't help those who can't help themselves...

[jarrod @illLiteracy]

Every once in a while, take a look at your actions and consider how the world would be if everyone were more like you.

[jarrod @illLiteracy]

Peace and quiet

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There's another part to this but it doesn't seem fitting at the moment

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@Eronn______ It's pretty much this but I take my time to get bigger handfuls

[jarrod @illLiteracy]

I don't know how to eat popcorn without grabbing a giant handful and shoving it all in my mouth

[jarrod @illLiteracy]

Joe Pecsi was in Home Alone AND Goodfellas in 1990. What a boss

[jarrod @illLiteracy]

@MikeFalzone I refuse to like this tweet even though it's really funny

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#GravyGang

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It's strangely comforting to lick your fingers and taste hand sanitizer

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It's important to take note, and be proud of your talents. For example, I can make impressive chicken noises

[jarrod @illLiteracy]

Never trust a fork with three tines

[jarrod @illLiteracy]

Don't talk to me about taylor swift, my girlfriend thanks you