Illuminada Media

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Ex-Prime Minister reassures Britain that collapse of society proceeding in orderly, responsible manner.

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Middle-aged man finally heals from repressed childhood trauma while enjoying Dungeons & Dragons.

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Mayor Zohran Mamdani launches bold New York City budget plan with Kickstarter project.

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ICE determines fighting violent protesters WAY more fun than finding peaceful immigrants.

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Husband regains will to live after successfully unloading multiple grocery bags in a single trip.

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After low-security facility transfer, Diddy giddy to be surrounded by Dix for the next four years.

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White House leaks alternate footage in defense of President Trump’s “Quiet! Quiet, Piggy!” remark.

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Former President George W. Bush sad to learn “Dick in a Box” rejected as Cheney eulogy walk-up song.

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President Trump signs new bill to release Jeffrey Epstein files; Older bills less than thrilled.

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Jewish business owner banking on
Mamdani free bus fare to reduce
costs of eventual NYC exodus.

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USDA appoints new leadership to execute SNAP assistance program during government shutdown.

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Patriotic badass celebrates freedom by proudly waving cool flag jorts around July Fourth barbecue.

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Angry wife demanding husband stop referring to himself as “Big Beautiful Bill.”

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Peaceful American protesters planning to enjoy American Independence by also planning “Death to America.”

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Former President Biden insists he has “Zero Recall” of discussions concerning mental decline.

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Pride Month begins detransition as public attention diminishes; Just wants to be “June” again.

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ICE, National Guard deployed as audiences report illegal aliens bombing at local theaters.

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Joe Biden to auto-pen fantasy novel; Plot includes true events inspired by pretending to be President.

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Donald Trump beginning to think Middle East countries actually at peace with killing each other.

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Rising fuel costs, controversial glitter tariffs limit Pride parade to one super gay drive-by.