Rhomande Sorfinde

I am the host of the 20-Sided Theatre, your Bard Extraordinaire! Marvel at my beautiful Eagle Hair.

[Rhomande Sorfinde @illustriousRho]

No new 20ST in a while. Life’s been… well, you know

[Rhomande Sorfinde @illustriousRho]

My favorite D&D room I've ever come up with is this:

The party enters a normal-looking room. Each object the players take note of has a 50% chance of being a mimic. This includes loot from killing mimics.

[The 20-Sided Theatre @20SidedTheatre]

It’s been a while since I wrote a new RPG adventure.

I’m proud of the but I just ran, but now I need to plan For Serious.

My 4th Level players just kidnapped the Big Bad’s First Lieutenant, so I’ve gotta figure out how much info he’s gonna give them next game.

[Rhomande Sorfinde @illustriousRho]

Earth languages are hard. Does Tr*mp get spelled that way because of interjected swear words?

Should I change my name to Rho*ande, since that’s what my adventuring party keeps calling me?

[Rhomande Sorfinde @illustriousRho]

If I were to force my stage wizards to resume podcast production, which would you prefer stories to be about?

[Rhomande Sorfinde @illustriousRho]

This picture came from the most esteemed juggler I know, with the message, “For the time when we can all be together again. :)”.

I thought I might send the same sentiment to you, my beloved audience.

Whatever your diet, be it meat, fish, fowl, or ferns, take care of yourself.

[Rhomande Sorfinde @illustriousRho]

Fortunately, one of my stage wizards is a mathemaculator by trade.

[Rhomande Sorfinde @illustriousRho]

Let’s see which of my players finds this note and whether they share it with the group.

[Rhomande Sorfinde @illustriousRho]

Many thanks to M. Tsuruta for the art design and M. Johnen for the etching!

The 20-Sided Theatre wishes a Happy Midwinter Festival to those of you in the northern hemisphere, and a Happy Midsummer Festival to those of you in the southern.

[The 20-Sided Theatre @20SidedTheatre]

I moved recently, and I’m going back to school, so that’s why there haven’t been any episodes this year.

But my crew and I are working on something new for you, the Beloved Audience.

[Rhomande Sorfinde @illustriousRho]

Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary

[Rhomande Sorfinde @illustriousRho]

Many thanks to Morihiro Tsuruta for my new avatar.

He even included my favourite cloak!

[Rhomande Sorfinde @illustriousRho]

No Such Thing As A Fish
Roderick On The Line
Road Work
Do By Friday
Hello From The Magic Tavern
The Bright Sessions
Within The Wires
The 20-Sided Theatre

All excellent podcasts, on a range of topics.

[Rhomande Sorfinde @illustriousRho]

@trollishdelver 3-6 hours, usually.

[Rhomande Sorfinde @illustriousRho]

@Thrimlach For the last time, no good plan has ever started with the phrase, “If we could get a long enough catheter...”

[Rhomande Sorfinde @illustriousRho]

Elven Corner needs your input!

Do you have questions for RPG players? What about Game Masters? Or would you just like some advice from a Bard and a Portalmancer?

Tweet us here or email [email protected] with your thoughts, and your words might be on our next show!

[Rhomande Sorfinde @illustriousRho]

As old Pa’mande used to say, “Ya can’t s**t in three boxes.”

#RuralElfWisdom

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The 20-Sided Theatre is not dead! We are merely resting our eyes for a bit, and we will return in Spring with a new story.

In the meantime, we want to hear your questions for DMs, writers, players, or mathematicians. Email [email protected] or tweet us!

[The 20-Sided Theatre @20SidedTheatre]

I title each of the 5-7 scenes in every episode of #20SidedTheatre, but those don’t make it to the final recording.

The best scene title in Episode 35 is “Sockets, Sockets Everywhere, But Not an Eye to Blink”.

#MorningPages

[Rhomande Sorfinde @illustriousRho]

@ShenoudaNecroCo Would you happen to know if there are any Great, Terrible, or Ancient enemies of the Empire? Other than that mirror-mirror version of the Empire we had that dust-up with in 3348?

I’m asking for a friend who is definitely not @Thrimlach.