Will Shannon

Runner-Up in the 3rd annual CMC hot wing eating contest

[Blazers Lead @BlazersLead]

Kevin Calabro spoke with the Willamette Week (@wweek) after the Blazers essentially fired him

“It was a really disappointing offer that was not hard at all to turn thumbs down on and realize that there was not much seriousness on the other end to get a deal done,” Calabro said, “which is fine if you want to end the relationship. Well, that’s one way to do it, I suppose.”

Calabro said his agent "doggedly" pursued an extension with the Blazers well before the contract ended on June 30, and after, but the Blazers avoided contact with them until Monday, when the Blazers made the "subprime" offer

Highly suggest you read the full article by Robert Ohman: https://t.co/BWwXEU2h4P

[Will Shannon @illWill_3]

@the_SAND_ does she know you are #1 ??

[Will Shannon @illWill_3]

@paulg @ryangrim Shoutout S22 absolutely has to get an A you honest idiot

[Legion Hoops @LegionHoops]

Isiah Thomas:

“Wemby has been the victim of some of the dirtiest sh*t ever. I mean, people are grabbing and holding him... they're lucky he hasn't turned around and popped one of them in the face real quick.”

(via @RunItBackFDTV)

[Rodger Sherman @rodger]

Knicks are shooting terribly and have no offensive rhythm and aren’t playing defense and the Spurs have hit every shot but I personally blame the refs for everything

[Qasim Rashid, Esq. @QasimRashid]

Iran Deal By Obama:
•Strait of Hormuz open for free
•Iran limits Uranium enrichment
•Iran agrees to make no nuclear weapons
•Iran allows Int'l inspectors to ensure compliance
•Inspectors confirm Iran's full compliance

Iran Ceasefire By Trump:
•Strait of Hormuz closed, only open for $2M Per Ship
•Iran makes no guarantee of limit on uranium enrichment
•Iran makes no guarantee of no nuclear weapons
•Iran makes no guarantee to allow Int'l inspectors

MAGA: Trump Playing 5D Chess! Art Of The Deal!!

[Will Shannon @illWill_3]

@BrennaGreene_ Oh no. Please delete forever. Go Ducks

[Will Shannon @illWill_3]

@CFBHome this is a remarkably bad list

[Will Shannon @illWill_3]

Purdue is lame

[Will Shannon @illWill_3]

objectively hilarious if you discount that he is president and people are dying and markets are crashing and winter is coming

[FactPost @factpostnews]

Fox host: I think it is alarming that we have not been able to see or hear from any of the Iranian people. Do they have drinking water, food?

Trump: Do you remember when we had lunch years ago at Trump Tower? You have not changed. You may be even better looking.

[Will Shannon @illWill_3]

@Daractenus @jonfavs Incredible tweet

[Rep. Pat Ryan @RepPatRyanNY]

@RepFine If you feel so strongly I reccomend you sign up to serve.

Happy to help get you ready for the fitness exam.

[Will Shannon @illWill_3]

@PatMcAfeeShow Megan Rapinoe���s had a rough few years

[Will Shannon @illWill_3]

@BenjaminSolak This rocks

[The New York Times @nytimes]

From @TheAthletic: After retiring from the NFL, Charles Tillman, known for his signature “Peanut Punch,” worked as an FBI agent. He loved his coworkers and found honor, integrity, and nobility in their service. Then the immigration raids started. https://t.co/SJNTsDhaX4

[Will Shannon @illWill_3]

Fire Tariq woolen into the sun

[Jake Tapper 🦅 @jaketapper]

Physician testimony

[Will Shannon @illWill_3]

@atrupar Objectively funny to bash the former transport secretary for being gay and then have your top policy be hey fellas let’s dress better

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

Swalwell: "My Republican colleagues are a joke. History will harshly judge them ... these guys are so lucky they're not under oath, because they would have to tell you what they really think of Trump. They call him crooked, they call him cruel, they call him a scumbag ... you're tiny, small."

[Will Shannon @illWill_3]

@AdamSchefter Not a funny joke, Adam!