Lifering

Lifering is a very safety-conscious lifeguard whose
primary focus is first aid and preventing injuries.

!NOT AFFILIATED WITH AE!

[MAKE OUT HILL - XXX @xxxtentacion]

if you have flappy bird on your phone don't delete it or you cant get it back.

[Lifering @ILoveLifeSaving]

@TrophyTheJ0ck RUN don't walk!!! Get your ass back on this motherfucking boat!!!

[Lifering @ILoveLifeSaving]

@horseplaytrophy Sure is taking you a while, Trophy. 😑

[Lifering @ILoveLifeSaving]

Just realized I can call Trophy a virgin as an insult... 👁️_👁️

[Lifering @ILoveLifeSaving]

@horseplaytrophy Name them, then. 🤨

[rosey🌹 @thechosenberg]

True love 👇

[can you hear the spirits roar…?🖤🩷 @sonicstarrr]

Former lifeguard. You can just..flutter kick. This is like…objectively harder to do than a regular flutter kick. If this ever happens. Push yourself off the bottom and pull up with your arms like you’re scooping ice cream. Then kick hard. When you get to the top, FLOAT.

:)

[Lifering @ILoveLifeSaving]

@horseplaytrophy I don't have any proof on me, but you know I'm right!

[Lifering @ILoveLifeSaving]

@horseplaytrophy 🙁
You are a really sad guy.

[Lifering @ILoveLifeSaving]

@horseplaytrophy Trophy I am MARRIED! I am not insecure! 😭😭😭

[Lifering @ILoveLifeSaving]

@horseplaytrophy Trophy, I don't even like guys! How can I be projecting onto you?

[Lifering @ILoveLifeSaving]

@horseplaytrophy Have you ever properly gotten laid?

[Lifering @ILoveLifeSaving]

@horseplaytrophy I mean you've never laid your finger on a guy! Or a girl! 🤷‍♀️

[Lifering @ILoveLifeSaving]

@_blueberryalpha #WeirdIndeed

[Lifering @ILoveLifeSaving]

@_blueberryalpha You tell me! I just think he'd get offended if I called him one! 🧐

[可愛い猫🐱速報 @pwkwjwt]

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[Lifering @ILoveLifeSaving]

He went right past this one while looking at my posts.
#Weird

[uu @um33m3]

if you’re a kind person they brutally kill you