Ilsa Herbert

Cessante ratione legis cessat ipsa lex

[Ilsa Herbert @IlsaHerbertOS]

@MeansB4Motive For the record: I did *not* invite her to the christening. Bloody Bijou🙄

[Ilsa Herbert @IlsaHerbertOS]

@PAmotherrunner

[Ilsa Herbert @IlsaHerbertOS]

He never listens to me.

[Heather is Bereft @PAmotherrunner]

@CloudsAndTea1 And he was warned by Ilsa FFS!!!!

[Ilsa Herbert @IlsaHerbertOS]

We live in hope. 🤞🏻

[Regina @awesomeshades87]

Girl, I feel you, but do as Ilsa tells you and tell Cormoran you love him 🥹

[Ilsa Herbert @IlsaHerbertOS]

@badly_wired

[Ilsa Herbert @IlsaHerbertOS]

It’s official. Mum has gone off the deep end.

She dropped off an outfit for her grandson last week. Opened today. Had to have a look online to verify the price.

This is the same woman who made us wear hand-me-downs until 14 years of age.

#FirstGrandchild

[Ilsa Herbert @IlsaHerbertOS]

@LudicrousMonica @suekmoorhen @Ankis1988 @GingerBriq @kasstl1 @CloudsAndTea1 Bollocks.

[Ilsa Herbert @IlsaHerbertOS]

@badly_wired @missedith01 Agreed, as far as evidence goes.

Up to my eyeballs in nappies & dummies at the moment. Though I would like to see this Ryan fellow for myself… I’ll see what I can do.

[Ilsa Herbert @IlsaHerbertOS]

@missedith01 @badly_wired Please let the record show that I am … conflicted.

My friend needs to see what he’s missing and yet I don’t want him to be miserable. That’s never a pretty sight. All I can do is hope for the best.

#StillCaptainOfThisShip

[Ilsa Herbert @IlsaHerbertOS]

@LindsayMLand @LudicrousMonica @jk_rowling @lumos @ilporticolondon Who says we haven’t already? 😉

[Ilsa Herbert @IlsaHerbertOS]

@jk_rowling @lumos @ilporticolondon Charlotte goes to a health retreat, microdoses hallucinogens, has a life-changing experience, marries a wealthy American she met there, moves across the pond and never bothers anyone ever again. My son’s godparents elope, we go to Bob Bob Ricard to celebrate, I finally get to:

[Ilsa Herbert @IlsaHerbertOS]

@LudicrousMonica 😘

[Ilsa Herbert @IlsaHerbertOS]

@LudicrousMonica @kasstl1 Who, me?

I would never.

[Ilsa Herbert @IlsaHerbertOS]

Apologies. Second best. 😉

[Ilsa Herbert @IlsaHerbertOS]

Best thing I’ve read all year.

#SuddenlyCravingGarlicMayo

[The Secret Barrister 🦋 @BarristerSecret]

***PADDINGTON 2 LIVE-TWEET: THE RULES***

This lecture explores the Christmas(ish) classic Paddington 2 through the lens of English & Welsh law.

Contributions are welcome, but I'm perfectly prepared to tweet the entire film to a wall of embarrassed silence.

#LegalLiveTweet

[Ilsa Herbert @IlsaHerbertOS]

How many times is too many to watch a new series on #BBCiPlayer? Asking for a friend.

#ILikeMushyPeas

[Ilsa Herbert @IlsaHerbertOS]

Sunday roast +
Nigella’s cappuccino pavlova +
Lots & lots of cups of tea +
Lots & lots of dairy milk +
More pavlova
= prep for 4 blissfully uninterrupted hours in front of the telly later tonight

#BBCiPlayer

[Ilsa Herbert @IlsaHerbertOS]

Channeling @Nigella_Lawson while I prep for Sun lunch.

#KitchenInspiration