Murph11

I’m a cigar smoking bulldog that’s full of parody

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@FeelYouHappy I woke up next to a lot worse looking birds.

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@WhiteHouse If an agreement of major magnitude is reached and agreed tonight, where long term problems are solved and peace is brought to the Middle East , President Trump SHOULD get the Nobel peace prize.

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@rtenews This sounds like a weather report from Father Ted. Ladies and gentlemen, there’s ’real good weather’on the way, just in time for the lovely girls competition.

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@80s_Kidz Having been brainwashed at an early age, I still instill panic with my 10 year old daughter if she does such an unforgivable act. She just laughs at me even though I may explain what tragedies may happen if the light remains on 😟😟

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@Babygravy9 Something fishy going on here

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@ratemyplatenow A large pickled gherkin with a round of white buttered bread would make this 12/10, it’s currently a 9/10😃😃

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@ratemyplatenow Your picture saved me money tonight. Thank you!!! Was looking forward to having a takeaway, on seeing that I won’t be eating

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In a country where there’s fuel protests and high taxes on fuels plus unnecessary carbon taxes for the average working class family , I would sincerely hope this man practices what he preaches and doesn’t use a small 12 seater for his tax paid junkets but a domestic airline, which also supports the Irish airline industry and reduces his apparent carbon footprint

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@SkyNews I know this is a Mad idea when it comes to sense . Is there any chance, a medical compound could be set up in the many inhabited islands in the med to isolate the population of this crew ship. Why are the governments providing flights to fly them in to inept health care systems.

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@rtenews Like everything, this governments response will be half arsed and bring consequences. I suppose we can breath a sigh of relief that the Cheltenham festival is over.

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@courtsnewsIRL @fatima_gunning He was obviously highly strung

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@rtenews My childhood crush 😫😫. RIP Grainne and thank you for being a part of my childhood memories.
Knock Knock open wide
See what’s on the other side
Knock knock, any more
Come with me thru the magic door.

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@PaulTreyvaud Left out the important bit https://t.co/PP2fPQKqyb

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@PaulTreyvaud Available on line 3 bottles for €22 plus €3.50 delivery .

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@mullallyelaine It’s amazing how they all become one

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@Matt_Pinner For that price I’d fkn crawl

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@TheDailyDraught A small sip of this will require the following the next morning.

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@Fiachmusic Rumour has it , there’s a large group of people heading across the fields in the direction of the real capital. Border patrol is ready to welcome them to the city of culture 😉

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@Fiachmusic Has it been confirmed that it was a car crash or was it a local who finally built up the courage to make a break for freedom and head for Cork 😉

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@GarethNotGarth Can’t see it on the chart ,but same era. If you walked into a shop these days and told the shop assistant, how hot you felt and wanted a chilly Willy , you would probably be sharing the cell with the Golly Bar offender.