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@specialkdelslay @Grimezsz Ooooh just saw it too

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@specialkdelslay @Grimezsz I learned what perimenopause was last week

So they’ve gone so far as to even hit the retarded millennial dads niche

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@kenwheeler @somewheresy Iced Brevé my guy

Every time I made one in college I would just stare into their soul in hopes they would watch me pour half and half over ice and possibly, maybe, reconsider their choices

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@vyrotek Me either lol

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“I have a mustache!”

Punches me in the leg

“Why did you punch me?!”

“Cuz I have a mustache!”

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@duncanthedev @rorynotsorry @AudreyTheMechE As a QA engineer… I’m bothered by the truthfulness of this

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@IroncladDev Truly clever shit

My npm PRs would’ve gotten hit by this lol

But those were more performative

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@Shreyassanthu77 @mikkurogue As long as I can use a random number generator to create variable and function names I’m game

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@dizlexic @slxthkween “Can we have societal norms exactly the way I want”

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@IroncladDev @theo I’m not ready for that

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I’m not super keen on what she is implying here lol

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@nnimvs

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Fixed a water pipe with epoxy putty

AMA

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@nnimvs The wrong kind

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@mikkurogue I’ve been called a “fat jack black” and a “homeless jack black” by two totally separate strangers…

Homeless? Sure I get that

Fat tho? Like I’m not in great shape but I’ve never been jack black fat

Also, don’t really look like Jack Black

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@devinbgoble @WarrenInTheBuff As someone with actual experience working with em…

Which if you know me IRL, sounds like a fucking lie, but is not

They are extremely loving, caring and nice, won’t hurt a fly, get right up in there if ya want

[EnthusiasticallyBored @Verbish75]

World: Invents game

America: "How play?"

W: Over-explains

A: "So put ball in net?"

W: "Well yes but..."

A: Puts ball in net. A lot. Wins handily

W: "We hate you so much"

A: "Hahaha put ball in net fun!"

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@SledgeDev Get back inside

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@pietro_guiotto He’s a soccer fan… so yeah

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Do we need to pray for German Freddy?

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@mikkurogue Fair enough, good luck as well