Amber Kuipers

I am not suffering from insanity. I'm enjoying every minute of it.

[Amber Kuipers @Im_Doc]

Pulled in to running multi media for a bilingual service. I misspelled English words, but not the Spanish ones *facepalm*

[Amber Kuipers @Im_Doc]

And let's skip the last chorus *tells no one*

[Amber Kuipers @Im_Doc]

The closing song needs to be faster so be sure to pick up the pace!
*Drags song a la Whitney Houston style*

[Amber Kuipers @Im_Doc]

Lead singer to MM lady: I really need you to put this slide up right away after this song!
*Ignores it and moves to the next song*

[Amber Kuipers @Im_Doc]

Lead singer tells audience what hey going to sing, sings it, then told them what they're singing. It's speech all over again. But in song!

[Amber Kuipers @Im_Doc]

Other singer: let's do an impromptu key change to harmonize mid note!

[Amber Kuipers @Im_Doc]

Lead Singer: Instraments, play quieter! We can't hear ourselves!

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And now, the bassist is posting on Instagram instead of playing

[Amber Kuipers @Im_Doc]

Hey Soundguy! Can you turn "X" up in my monitor? (Doesn't touch it) great, thanks.

[Amber Kuipers @Im_Doc]

TMW you have a higher access than one of the pastors of the church... #techiesgetit

[Amber Kuipers @Im_Doc]

I'm the impromptu sound guy on a Sunday morning. I have caffeine, and little patience. Let's see what we can do with this!

[Amber Kuipers @Im_Doc]

@oasis4cnvntns let's do this! But, what is there to do at the oasis? How do we "recharge"?

[Amber Kuipers @Im_Doc]

Today I learned that some dogs are TERRIFIED of... Get this... Bubbles. #TIL

[Amber Kuipers @Im_Doc]

Clothes shopping -_- #itlookedgoodontherack

[Amber Kuipers @Im_Doc]

@midnight ate too much, undid pants #thanksgivingin5words

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Not even an apology. Bad. Form. #sjimprov

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So wait, stand in line for an extra 90 minutes to watch a really bad show & I still have to pay the 2 item minimum? Bad form #sjimprove

[Amber Kuipers @Im_Doc]

I am sitting at BayCon waiting for the walkthrough when I put my hand in my sweatshirt pocket to find my nephew's pacifier.

[Amber Kuipers @Im_Doc]

That's right everyone. There is pizza at my gym. #planetfitness

[Amber Kuipers @Im_Doc]

Wow! DIRTY rotten trick brain! Stomach: No work out! No gym! Foooood. Brain: there's pizza... stomach: ooo! OK. Gym.