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gσ αhєαd, lívє 4 thє mσmєnt. wíth lífє ít'ѕ α 1tαkє ѕítuαtíσn. dσn't put σff lífє & thєn lívє wíth thє rєgrєtѕ!!!

[🔆Ṃịc̣ḥạẹḷ Ṛ @Im_Incredible07]

If a frog had a glass behind, would he break it every time he moved?

[🔆Ṃịc̣ḥạẹḷ Ṛ @Im_Incredible07]

@nativesailor Hey, could I have 20$ for like a little early birthday present 😁🫶

[🔆Ṃịc̣ḥạẹḷ Ṛ @Im_Incredible07]

Yea well fuck you too! https://t.co/q5ZpWXp5gy via @memedroid

[🔆Ṃịc̣ḥạẹḷ Ṛ @Im_Incredible07]

Winter Time me, please!! I can always add layers of clothes, but I can only take off so much before I'm charged with public nudity

[🔆Ṃịc̣ḥạẹḷ Ṛ @Im_Incredible07]

I'm about to start drinking again, y'all, but I'm allergic to alcohol; I break out in handcuffs.

[🔆Ṃịc̣ḥạẹḷ Ṛ @Im_Incredible07]

When we shift our #Perception, our #Experience changes #LW

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[🔆Ṃịc̣ḥạẹḷ Ṛ @Im_Incredible07]

@XXXclusiv I have questions. Was that bitch shooting cum everywhere, or was the nasty heffa just pissing all over the place? Asking for a homosexual friend..

[🔆Ṃịc̣ḥạẹḷ Ṛ @Im_Incredible07]

Okay.. Facts!!!

[🔆Ṃịc̣ḥạẹḷ Ṛ @Im_Incredible07]

@nativesailor 🤔 ❓️The biggest risk would be not taking risks at all. Those galaxy autocorrects are terrible 😉 🫡

[🔆Ṃịc̣ḥạẹḷ Ṛ @Im_Incredible07]

@ayeejuju Don't come for me. It's just my opinion & how I was living the good life in Trumps America.. I haven't been able to go on vacation since that orange MF left office. Scared 2 take off from wrk cause most R living paycheck 2 paycheck now. 2 most that's a devastating thought

[🔆Ṃịc̣ḥạẹḷ Ṛ @Im_Incredible07]

@ayeejuju To be fair, she's got a 49%/47% lead over Trump, based on 1,901 voters. A 3% lead out of 1,900 votes isn't cause to jump the gun and say it's her election. Did yall count any voters from some of the states in the South. I know we're counting the days until he's back in office

[🔆Ṃịc̣ḥạẹḷ Ṛ @Im_Incredible07]

@ayeejuju I could afford the gas 4 my car, & a vacation. Terrorist feared the US&(Trump). Now, they're laughing & thinking how great it is not being from America is. What a fall from being the world's top superpower. Our fallen soldiers are turning in their graves over this shit show

[🔆Ṃịc̣ḥạẹḷ Ṛ @Im_Incredible07]

@ginterngl @chrisbrown I've got to give the maker a round of applause, an A++ for the creation of CB!! That man is a work of Art!!!

[🔆Ṃịc̣ḥạẹḷ Ṛ @Im_Incredible07]

@itsallphoenix2 It just wasn't his day. I would've caused a seen, blamed them for taking so long, knowing you've got to drink Hella H²0 for a piss test...

[🔆Ṃịc̣ḥạẹḷ Ṛ @Im_Incredible07]

@spotimon @TheBrutalNature That's a hawk

[🔆Ṃịc̣ḥạẹḷ Ṛ @Im_Incredible07]

@realDonaldTrump America is prepared and can do great things with a woman president. Just not that woman..

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