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Jess Eddy. 25. Cornwall, Helston. #LFC 🔴🔸. Mostly made of tea, rattler and sarcasm. Harry Potter ⚡️

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@SonjaWallaceFox @vibinpain Hey mate can I borrow your iPod touch?

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Might as well stay fat with the cost of electricity going up so drastically. One way to keep warm.

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I haven’t had taste or smell in nearly 5 months (not covid related) and as a chef/ someone who lives for food, I never thought my mental health would suffer this much. But the doctor just doesn’t care “at least you don’t have covid”.
Yeah I don’t but also I can’t taste anything

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Trying to deploy each of my family members with a Christmas dinner task; I may as well be a naval ship captain 🙄

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tvs/ sports/ musics funniest moments must be the end of the year.

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@bbceastenders Yeah only

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I’m nearly 27 and I don’t have a best friend 😂😂

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Wish @MoSalah would cut his hair short again 😍😍

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*picking my brothers dog up from doggy day care*
“Who are you hear to pick up”
Me: I’ll take them all if you like.

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@SouthamptonFC ❤️❤️❤️

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First cold in about 2 years and I forgot how shit my immune system is.

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Skidded into a mustang last week in my little banger. I feel sorry for the lad but it’s on private land so he can’t claim off my insurance.

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@SonjaWallaceFox

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Would you pay £500 for a video compilation of all the best moments/jokes from your secondary school years?

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Didn’t know what to do so I put a spider in an envelope gave it to my mum and walked away 😂

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Just remember he choice city first 😂😂

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Brilliant Tesco trip. Forgot my wallet at the till then when they were nice enough to hold my shopping I forgot my pin when I got back 🤦🏽‍♀️ roll on £100 contactless limit.

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@Steveo48173410 That was youth career not most of professional career

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Ronaldo has just stuck his middle finger up to every united supporter with his “loyalty”

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Also why am I suddenly an emotional person.

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Why do I put myself through the ordeal of ambulance before bed 🥺