I'm Thiago

A King of Contradiction

[I'm Thiago @Im_Thiago]

If you work as security at a Samsung store does that make you Guardian of the Galaxy?

[Travis Florence @TravisFlow13]

"@DanceCentraI: He killed the nae nae https://t.co/6976QSwKJy" @Im_Thiago

[justtraviscpt @justtraviscpt]

If Kelly and Michelle were actually relevant, the group would've been called "Destiny's Children" instead of "Destiny's Child"

[Cath @CatherineJane14]

Well done @Im_Thiago ... I felt it was necessary for me to publicly announce that you won the bet #entjies#redmalbaro

[Kayleigh Elliott @Kayleighkudz]

Watching / listening to my mom and dad cook together every Sunday makes me truly happy. The simple things. 👌

[I'm Thiago @Im_Thiago]

@CatherineJane14 If only classics could be every 2nd month instead of twice a year lol. But we should definitely email them or something lol

[I'm Thiago @Im_Thiago]

@CatherineJane14 Turn Down for You!! But #classics though!!! Top form hahaha.. everyones ex was there except yours.

[Travis Florence @TravisFlow13]

Put the fear of God in her😐 @Im_Thiago

[I'm Thiago @Im_Thiago]

She must be scared to draw a R10 at the ATM @TravisFlow13

[I'm Thiago @Im_Thiago]

"@SammyRuth21: Dating tips from @Im_Thiago , really?" Those who can't do, teach :P

[I'm Thiago @Im_Thiago]

I refuse to close my windows until the temperature in my room is lower than my age.

[Travis Florence @TravisFlow13]

@Im_Thiago I'm in love with the COCO!!!

[Daddy's Girl @FuckUknowIgotIt]

Its too easy. I dont want.

[I'm Thiago @Im_Thiago]

I gave your twitter handle as my emergency contact.

[🐕🐾 @SchrdingesePoes]

We won't get rid of racism as long as we're asked to mark the colour of our skin on almost every application known to man

[keen @KEENANMULVANEY]

FILLING MY PETROL TANK LIKE AN ADULT TODAY.

[Pelsjas @elsaPelsjas]

Do people who drink tea know it's not coffee?

[keen @KEENANMULVANEY]

SOMETIMES, ONE CONTINUES TO OVER-INDULGE MANY DAYS AFTER THE FESTIVE SEASON.

SOMETIMES, ONE DGAF.

[keen @KEENANMULVANEY]

YOU'RE NEVER WRONG IF YOU DGAF.

[I'm Thiago @Im_Thiago]

Like my Great Grandmother always used to say: "Marry someone who will love you for your Tweets and not your Avi."