𝕬𝖗𝖗𝖔𝖓 🤙🏼

27. American Football player. Avid home cook. Live music and vinyl enthusiast. Average tweets, above average retweets, to be expected. Secret Goth. (He/Him).

[alistair green @mralistairgreen]

Silly I know but one likes to imagine her majesty up in hea’n looking a little cross because she spent 12m to settle a charge against her paedo son only to see him arrested for misconduct in public office. Im sure Paddington will cheer her up with a yummy marmalade sandwich 💞🇬🇧

[Mike Beauvais @MikeBeauvais]

The NBA is very concerned about the multiple arrests made as a result of the FBI’s sports gambling code.

Use code “MULTIPLEARRESTS” for a 30% Profit Boost on a three-leg parlay with Draft Kings, the official gambling partner of the NBA.

[The Screen Rot Podcast @screenrotpod]

Q4 eve. Don't forget to leave a glass of Huel and a Zoe cookie out for Steven Bartlett tonight or you won't hit your KPIs 🚀📈💰

[KNEECAP @KNEECAPCEOL]

Israel made a mistake when they murdered 15 medics.

Then they made a mistake burying them so they couldn’t be found.

Then they made a mistake burying their ambulances so they couldn’t be found.

Then they made a mistake telling the world they traveled suspiciously with their lights off.

Until the mobile phone footage was found on one of their bodies…..

There were no mistakes.

This is the most obvious war crime you’ll ever see.

FUCK ISRAEL - DEPRAVED CUNTS

[Bilmuri @BilmuriTweets]

HUGE CONGRATS TO GABI PLAYING ON SLEEP TOKEN, SHE IS ONE OF THE GREATS

[maha @mahaaaay]

mike tyson? from the hangover?

[𝕬𝖗𝖗𝖔𝖓 🤙🏼 @Im_willis]

@scottade @LowerLeagueLook Only applicable time to sing this

[𝐓𝐨𝐦 𝐊𝐢𝐞𝐥𝐲 P67 @TomKiely_]

Metalcore albums

Tracks 1-9 Track 10

[Tel Aviv Tommy @zebedy1997]

Iran's unprovoked attack came after Israel peacefully committed a year-long genocide, starved 2.1 million, carried out multiple assassinations, murdered 162 journalists/222 UN workers, launched large-scale terror attacks in Beirut, and invaded Lebanon. Why is Iran like this?

[no context memes @nocontextmemes]

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[Lloyd Griffith @LloydGriffith]

Been up since 7am preparing. Sure, it took close to an hour, a lot of swearing and crying but I bloody managed it. Buzzing. Managed to get a doctors appointment in March next year

[𝕬𝖗𝖗𝖔𝖓 🤙🏼 @Im_willis]

@fourfingerpod @scottade

[Robert Griffin III @RGIII]

Imane Khelif is a biological woman and if you want to protect our daughters, you should protect her. If you don’t do the research to find the truth, then we should be protected from you.

[evan loves worf @esjesjesj]

Elon’s trans daughter Vivian absolutely and brutally dismantling him

[Marl Karx @BareLeft]

Congratulations to Sir Kid Starver on his thumping Parliamentary win against poor kids and their families. 🌹

[The Chaser @chaser]

Tenacious D's Jack Black announces new movie:

[i can be your long lost pal @PallaviGunalan]

politicians rn:

[for your health 🖤 @foryourhealthoh]

trump just got pierced in the gay ear