I'M A DOG THO

livin' that dog life tho.

woof.

[I'M A DOG THO @IMADOGTHO]

i dont fux with ipads and shit. dont work with dog pawz homie. Sorry for the no tweets #humanswentaway

[I'M A DOG THO @IMADOGTHO]

Say naw dawg to the raw dawg #beinhelpful

[I'M A DOG THO @IMADOGTHO]

Most dawgs crunch on that dry shit, I like my food wet. Idk. I'm different #notaboutthatlife

[I'M A DOG THO @IMADOGTHO]

Ain't nobody ever heard of a damn rescue cat. All those bastards r good for is NOT A GODDAMN THING

[I'M A DOG THO @IMADOGTHO]

I wish I had a bitch so I could fuck all the time #alwaysinheat

[I'M A DOG THO @IMADOGTHO]

Does any1 else get as fucking amped as I do on dem tennis balls? #betterthancrack

[I'M A DOG THO @IMADOGTHO]

Life's a damn massage. Rub my belly again bitch. #igetwhatiwant #makethattailwag

[I'M A DOG THO @IMADOGTHO]

I'm on my grind trynna protect my humans from dat goddamn mailman clown. I don't fux with dat #getoffmylawn

[I'M A DOG THO @IMADOGTHO]

I chase squirrels like its my mothafuckin job. I be like move bitch. #fuckingtreerats

[I'M A DOG THO @IMADOGTHO]

“@TheOriginalTHO: LITTLE NIGGA PETS GO CRAY CRAY WHEN DAT VACCUM STARS AROARIN IMA LIKE "CHILL LITTA NIGGA CHILL"” those be scary as fuck 😱

[I'M A DOG THO @IMADOGTHO]

steady mobbin on this ear scratchin shit, ain't nobody fucking with dem fleas. #takethat #thatsdaspot

[I'M A DOG THO @IMADOGTHO]

people say gotta look out for females, but im sayin you gotta look out for felines #realtalk

[I'M A DOG THO @IMADOGTHO]

bitchez be breakin their leash to get a piece. #howlatahound